Best worst ideas.

[NotGhood]

post some stories of funny stupid things you've done while skiing.

Today my friend decided it would be a great idea to play "screamin' seamen chicken" on the chair, which is exactly what it sounds like (do a screamin seamen on the chair and keep your legs crossed as long as you can before getting off.) One of my friends actually got his skis uncrossed because he rides 158s but me and the guy who had the idea in the first place both got our tips caught at the top of the chair, i got pulled forward and sucked under the chair then fell down the back of the platform where you get off and he got dragged all the way across the platform by the chair with his legs still crossed underneath it. Fortunately no one was injured and it was all laughs and good times and due the fact that it was last run nobody got their pass pulled.

 

[TheBlueMtSkier]

I can only imagine everyone's reaction. Sounds like a fun time, though.

 

[ThundaKilla]

Playing chicken with your eyes closed. One of my friends freaked out and fell off about ten feet before the lift station. Lulz were had.

 

[a_burger]

Playing chicken on the lift in general is hilarious, especially if you have two dedicated people

 

[theschneidler]

we stayed on the T-Bar as long as possible until like inches from the cable that stops it

 

[.SeaStar]

Me and my friend tryed to see how many people we could depants and sew were about to get are tickets cliped until we skiied away and went to a different part of the mountain.

 

[bnewbs6]

Sounds so funny.

 

[_____alfredo____]

once i brought my pet horse on the lift

 

[Forcillo]

Once I fucked your pet horse with a pile driver.

Speaking of screamin semens, my friends and I tried a screamin semen train off of a jump today. Needless to say the first guy fell and all hell broke loose. Lots of screamin and lots of semen.

 

[skierman]

Fucking without a condom on. At the time it's the best idea ever but when you shoot off those lil KKK's into her black neighborhood, you realize it's a really bad idea.

 

[FuckAllOfYou]

that is literally what my friends and I play on the lift... i always win. or tip chicken, where you dip your tips down so they're vertical... SS chicken is a little harder though. one of these days i'm gonna bail hard

 

[MACK.]

The funniest thing to do is have you and a couple of friends hold hands on a cat track and go really slowly hahahaha people get so mad. best way to trollllllll

 

[SFB]

strap a bomb on yourself and then see who goes the highest when it blows up.

 

[roddy116]

me and my freinds decided to have a rope orgy, (20 people but2but from each other up the tow rope) lulz were had at the top.

 

[JUP*]

One of my friends said I had no balls so I tried to back flip this tiny sketchy urban jump and I landed on my face the landing was all powder so I was fine and it was funny

 

[homestar]

For added fun, slingshot the people on the ends of the chain.

 

[NotGhood]

going off jumps holding hands is another fun way to almost die.

 

[CaelW]

My friend and I tried to high five each other off a jump and crashed into each other midair

 

[Mag]

Well this definitely belongs:

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[Granby_killdozer]

I saw two kids trying to do this on to a box at MHSSC this summer. The one on top ended up going over the other guys shoulders resulting in him getting run over and breaking his collar bone. It was hilarious to say the least.

 

[RimJobber]

I still fucking laugh at that everytime. Just because I forget how high the kids feet go up and how close he is to flipping over

 

[Mag]

Guy you don't know

Breaks his collarbone

Hilarious

Love it.

 

[k3ndall.g]

trying to switch seats on the lift and my friend fell off

 

[k3ndall.g]

trying to switch seats on the lift and my friend fell off

 

[SloanKettering]

we wanted to se how long we could wait to put the bar up. at the last second we put it up and we got off but it fell back down. we go to get on the chair and get the same chair. it knocks us over because the bar is down. then the lift operator says "im gonna kill whoever did this"

 

[slugworth]

A friend cut his old snowboard in 2 and pointed the bindings forward to make really short fat skis. They were the shit and we brought them all over the mountain, but somebody stole them. We also have constructed a chair on skis which we'll hopefully get to use at a mountain this week a vid may be on it's way

 

[SloanKettering]

you better tape it and do a jump

 

[slugworth]

that's the plan!

 

[Balbertt]

One time I did something pretty crazy, I went into the snowboard park, and skied onto a long box, and landed it. Scariest thing I have ever done.

 

[theschneidler]

hahahahahanzbabahahahababahahahahhaha!!!!!!!! u r funni

 

[Reister]

This one time i went skiing. it was rad.

 

[Balbertt]

Dude thats cray, I went XC skiing once. Thats my limit man

 

[Reister]

pussy. ^^

 

[MrSafety]

tried to 180 off the chairlift but instead slammed my skis into my friends shins and crashed sideways. liftie thought it was funny though so we're all good.

 

[Balbertt]

Cant take a joke? haha

 

[papermache]

Definitely tried to get 5 people on the quad. didn't make it far

 

[Steezy_Peazy]

Safety first, right?

 

[Reister]

I was joking back... apparently i fucked that one up.

 

[Kreech]

What did I just read?

 

[level_juan]

oh shit, i was there too. when andy was throwing the rail jam on the like last day? i actually have the video of it on my phone..

 

[Kebec]

I'VE DONE THAT! I hung onto the chairlift until the the down part of where the chairlift goes to return to the bottom to untangle my skis... The lifty just watched and laughed as i skied away

 

[LukasSchroeder]

VID IS NEEDED

 

[qeefmasterflex]

Lay under the chair lift while your friends try to drop their poles on u

 

[esotericjive]

Kid was my roommate lol. He just got right up, and skied down. Boss

 

[CastrolMotorOIL]

Piss off the lift over the slalom course

 

[chacha33]

Bomb the moguls without turning. My tip dug in and flipped all the way down. Broke my collar bone and chipped a tooth

 

[Plankton]

jumped off the lift yesterday in powder and was fine, was skiing away casually and some lady on the life yells "OH MY JESUS, ARE YOU OKAY??" freaks out, and calls ski patrol up

 

[level_juan]

its on my phone which isnt supported by my computer and im not sure how to share from mobile. So if someones a tech wiz they could help me out haha. buts heres a screen shot (you can see where this is going)

 

[level_juan]

wow i obviously dont know what i'm doing

 

[level_juan]

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here we go

 

[esotericjive]

you can see where this is going