Best way of making a jump for urban

several grocery stores entire stock of bagged ice, an extension cord, and a blender. Bring tequila and margarita mix for when you realize this is a retarded idea.
 
I can't wait to piss all over the "unwritten" rules of hitting urban this winter! Fuck it, build it the way you want it!
 
...ok you go ahead and try to look "badass" "pissing" on the rules of hitting urban, so sick bro

Wait actually.... You will look like the pussy who has to have JOI jumps onto your rails becaus you can't olley.

Real OG's do it right, you can "piss" on the rules if you want, but don't think you are being innovative or new, you are just a pussy who can't do it right.
 
bring a piece of plywood set it vertically on the 3rd to 2nd top stair. give ur homie a beer and have him sit against it. pile snow and shape it up.
 
hopefully i can get enough urban shots this year of lips almost as tall as the rail so ns crucifies me when i post the edit
 
Everytime I try to make a lip it blows up the first time and I wreck myself...after that it is sufficiently compacted and you know you are good to go.
 
tricks dont count if you have big jump ons, same concept as big tits dont count if you're fat. you're not cool for breaking these unwritten rules.
 
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Man nobody does 1 stair, do you know how low that is? Frank Raymond style I guess, but I have never seen it in a long time.
 
Well for steep rails i would, but when you're hitting a 3 1/2ft tall mellow down its close to impossible.
 
When did i say that i was trying to look "badass" or be "innovative"?

I'm out there to have fun, not abide by some rules that other people made up. That's what skiing is about to me.

The OG comment is just plain pathetic. You are, nor will you ever be, an OG, and thinking that skiing has anything to do with OG's makes you a moron trying to look badass. Funnily enough, the very same thing you accused me of trying to be (without any proof), you have just proven to be yourself.

So, you turned out to be the pussy, arguing like a 14 year old wigga on NS. Funny huh.
 
Don't count? What the helle are you talking about, they sure as hell count to me!

Why do you assume that I want to look cool, I don't remember saying that anywhere? I just expressed my opinion that I think these rules are bullshit. You're the one getting your panties all in a knot over someone not following your precious rules. Chill the fuck out, and stop crying about it, follow them if you like them so much, i'm sure as fuck not going to.
 
you gotta respect the game. Building a huge, bad looking jump onto a rail, in my opinion, takes away from the integrity of the feature in 2 ways. On film, it takes away from the aesthetics, and physically it makes the feature much easier.

Its the same concept of etiquette in golf. Perhaps I read too much into it,(I'm clearly over-analyzing a pretty trivial topic) but I really believe these "rules" matter, a lot.

if nothing else, at least knock your set-up over when you're done.
 
people make the jumps for urban booters nowadays. Luckily for me i live in a city where there are a lot of skiers/snowboarders, all the urban me and my friends hit last year was already setup, we just had to make minor adjustments to the jumps
 
If you want a big jump up to a rail go hit it in the park. If you can't have a little jump for an urban then you're not ready for urban.

Although if you're trying a new trick on a urban then it's fine to have a big jump there's no point making it dangerous as long as you have enough speed.
 
Shut the fuck up, honestly you sound like a fucking retard. You "Never hit rails" you have 0 say on this topic what so ever.
 
Fuck off Liam. I can have my own opinion on this. And no I dont hit them but I watch them and help the boys hit them and it's fucking common sense. Have you not read the article?

 
I do some gymnastics stuff, and one of my coaches has never done any of the stuff she's coaching me on, but she is still certified to do it and she is a great coach. You don;t need to be the best to teach.
 
just because someone says you're a pussy because you don't want to jump 2 feet up onto a rail, doesn't mean you are. do whatever works best for you, and what you like best. /thread
 
I acknowledge your point, but she is still probably a high level gymnast right? She didn't just watch people do it a couple of times. But yeah I def see what you're saying.
 
You do realize that you just completely contradicted yourself, right?

This is not a big deal to me, however it obviously is to some people. Chill out, all you "legit" guys can have your little club, then all us "unlegit" people will have our own.
 
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