Best SUV of all-time?! Or just the most excessive?

user098123

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Hope this isn't a repost...but:
http://www.smh.com.au/drive/motor-news/the-4wd-with-seats-made-of-whale-penis-20091016-gzsq.html

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A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.

The

€1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition

armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique,

that built armoured vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon

Trotsky.

On its official website, the company

says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping

magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.

Onassis

is rumoured to have had some of the barstools on the yacht, the world’s

most expensive at the time, covered in the controversial leather.

The leather is not the only tacky accessory on the Prombron, which Dartz claims is the world’s most expensive SUV.

The

bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten,

the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has

a Kevlar coating.

The car also comes with three

bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although

the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.

The vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year.

Dartz’s

armoured vehicles weigh roughly 4 tonnes, are powered by V8s putting

out between 300kW and 400kW and are “rocket grenade-proof” according to

the website.

For those wondering just how may

whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the

answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow

up to 2.4 metres."
 
Mount a gatling gun on that bitch, reinforce the doors with steel and put in bullet proof glass with some sorta cage over the windows and you have the ultimate anti-zombie killing machine.
 
Well fuck me then, throw the gatling gun on that bitch and the wire cage over the windows and you is good to go yo!
 
Dunno how you gold plate glass haha...tungsten exhaust would probably be strong and light...but not much advantage over high grade stainless steel I bet.
 
Tungsten is hard as shit and basically will not crack. You use it in TIG welding and if you have to resharpen the point on the wand if it gets used a bunch and you can destroy a grinding wheel in probably three weeks if you are welding every day.
 
I remember all these fucking dumbass celebrities like ashton kutcher were driving these around a couple years ago.

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Yeah I guess I don't understand why they give you 3.9 million dollars worth of vodka with a 1.6 million dollar car? Someone should buy the car and sell the booze and make themselves a couple million along the way.
 
I was gonna say 50 cent just because he has been shot before, but possibly lil wayne just cause he is definitely a big enough douche to buy one of these
 
Get this. the yacht that had the bar stools is real. i saw it on tv once for top 10 most expensive yachts. the stools had whale foreskin leather lol.
 
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