Best Superhero?

[VT_FLO]

Mine is Florida Man! He is in the news all the time! There's even a twitter made after him!https://twitter.com/_floridaman

Recent exploits:

Florida Man Assaults Friend With Bucket During Fight Over Whether or Not Acquaintance Was Dead

Florida Man Throws Decorative Lawn Ornaments at Neighbor in Attempt to Knock Him Off Lawn Mower |

Florida Man Says He Only Survived Ax Attack by Drunk Stripper Because "Her Coordination Was Terrible"

Florida Man Accused of Flashing Woman in Mall, Tells Cops He Was "Extreme Shopping" |

Florida Man Stabs Machete-Wielding Nephew For Eating Too Many Pork Chops

Florida Man Makes Off With 36,000 lbs of Crisco

Florida Man Says He's Wife Swapping For Jesus

 

[theabortionator]

mmkay

 

[plyswthsqrrls]

 

[Dobber]

Wom Tallish

 

[.Hugo.]

Florida Man Says He Only Survived Ax Attack by Drunk Stripper Because "Her Coordination Was Terrible"

Florida Man Accused of Flashing Woman in Mall, Tells Cops He Was "Extreme Shopping" |

I think I have a new role model

 

[El_Barto.]

I like alabama man more. Can someone upload the alabama man action figure clip from south park.

kthnx