Best ski quote

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As the subkect says, whats your best quote...

'Sex is a Beautiful thing between two people, Between five, it's fantastic!'

- -Jeff- -
 
(little kid), 'Hey, can you do a helicopter spin?'

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
Some poser kid in my class 'Hey, did YOU see the x-games last night, Tanner Hall jibbed an amazing corkscrew 920'

 
cj's got a good one in his sig... about how Jonny Moesly wouldn't hit the WSI superpipe, cuz its 'crazy' and he actually overheard Jonny saying it. Oh and a friend of mine once told me to 'Drop into the Pipe, smoke it and get really high'... by accident too.

~Founding Member of the NS Anti Post Whore Commitee~

 
' Tu doit le faire avec le style des hipopotames.....et etre belle comme moi. le ski et la vie....c'est toutes.' 

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
'You with the style of the hippopotamus..... be beautiful like me, you must love to ski love life... that is all.' ..... am I close?

'Sex is a Beautiful thing between two people, Between five, it's fantastic!'

- -Jeff- -
 
haha i met this kid in the park and he was like hey man can u backflip? and he said it all funny like a surfer dude it was great

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
 
'yo, can you ski backwards on those things?'

-some guy on the mountain asking me about my twins

'ma grand teytons en enfuit.' - HoodRida4FBF
 
a little girl asked me if i could do a ollie 340 fourty (yes three fourty-fourty)

'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
i now think that majority of skiers at meadows are old men and little girls that have no idea what they are talking about

'ma grand teytons en enfuit.' - HoodRida4FBF
 
proper translation:

'You have to do it with the hippopotamus style...and be beautifull like me. skiing is life...that's all.'

it doesnt make much sence and im not sure what the hell hippopotamus style is...kind of like gorrila steeze but fatter, lazier and with an affinity for water?

I (insert name here)pledge to judje wommen less on their physical appearances and more on the degree to which they put out.
 
a dumb snowboarder: 'i bet u can do duba backflip on those things'

once u can ski midwest dirt and grass, you can call yourself good

getboards must die
 
^FS, you are definately right. there are so many stupid people at meadows

'Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.'

-Lily Tomlin

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
like 20 snowboarders where at the top of the winter park terrain park and they said 'you cant slide a rail you fucking skiier' then i shoved it in their faces with a switch 270 on 270 off the best one would have to be ' masturbation and skiing are the only things you dont have to be good at to enjoy' - J.F. Cusson

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
I got me a pair of them double tippers

'Crazy cheeze

really

crazy cheeze

really'

'i dont give a fuck i did it foo huh

hocky style

give me some props here fockers shit'
 
yet more meadows retards:

some guy with glasses: 'hey, can you do one of those helicopter spins things?'

me: 'what?'

guy with glasses: 'you know, helicopter spins.'

me: 'you mean like a rodeo, or d-spin?'

guy with glasses: 'no, a helicopter spin.'

'go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.'

-whistlermann

-j
 
a helicopter is an old term for 360, yah ass. now YOU look stupid.

me and my fellow children talking to some black kid about how he 'skis'.

me: so.. what kindof tricks can you do?

him: 360! (long silence) .. FRONT FLIP!!

me: aah.. what kindof skis do you have?

him: i got the salomon 920s!!

me: yeah, too bad thier the salomon 1080s..

him: no, i got the 920s!

 
can you do a barrel roll? a jolly old oklahoman freezing to death in his snow soaked jeans

why are doves the international symbols of peace? why not pillows? they have 2 times as many feathers and not that dangerous beak!

its 4:19 do you know where your kids are?

 
its not my fault im not an old fart like you mommy

'go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.'

-whistlermann

-j
 
a dumb ski patroller lecturing me because i was in the terrain park: 'look, at this mountain, 'double-enders' aren't allowed in this terrain park. you could kill yourself here.' it was at Norway mountain, WI. it was by far the gayest substitute for a 'terrain park', the biggest jump was a table that was about 5 ft. high and 11 ft. long.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
at meadows, a snowboarder said this to me in a conversation about why skiing is better than snowboarding as we were heading up the easy rider chair just as some skiiers were pulling some mad tricks in the terrain park....

'Well, skiiers would never hit any of THOSE jumps!!!'

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
'so you've got those new frontwards backwards skis. how'da like them' events coordinator guy at Mt. Abram

 
well it's not funny but it sure is good to get pumped to, 'just say fuck it and huck it!'

RES

Just say f*** it and huck it.
 
'i'm not a high school dropout. I'm gonna get my GED one day'

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
'Tanner sucks' - some kid at the X Games.

Spinks

'Holy shit Spinks! That blunt is the size of my...'-David Bird
 
'Wow! This one time I went skiing and I was like Whoa!'

-this girl in my class who's skiied once

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
some little french snowboarder kid asked me' how high can holly on skis?

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
what day did that snowboarder say that? just curious cause it might have been the day my friend was doing 900's over the big hit

'go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.'

-whistlermann

-j
 
french kids are funny. hippo style is this thing my friend has. he thinks that gorillas are stupid and decided to label people with the hippo style.

 
It was last sunday

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
My friend was working on some inverted spin, it was ugly and in the early stages so he's not even sure what it was, and all of the people standing around the park were like, 'wow a dinner roll!' The next time he hits it switch to try the same thing, 'wow a dinner roll!' then a snowboarder does something and the crowd says 'wow a dinner roll!' it was hilarous.

 
wow, every trick must be a 'dinner roll' to these people then...hehe

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
'you cant hit the quarter pipe with those pants on, those aren't newschool pants, those are freestyle pants' --soem guy talking toa freestyler who was way better than him.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
that dinner roll thing is classic

'go throw yourself off of a bridge onto traintracks so you have die twice.'

-whistlermann

-j
 
'he definetly had enough air he could have spun on that' .... marky mark

If you wip it out and dangle it in front of them they always come back.
 
it wasn't a quote, but last week in louise's terrain park this large asian fella was hanging out next to the teeny first hit in a t-shirt with his snowpants tucked into his snowboard boots... and every time someone landed after hitting this particular table he would start clapping like an idiot and guffawing (reject laughing) funniest thing I have seen/heard in a looooong time!

 
read my sig and you'll find some good quotes

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What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

 
when 1080s first came out some guy asked my friends, 'wow, so how do you like those skis?' and they replied with, 'they're great. they help us get laid'

*brooke*

'What's so wrong with being happy?

Kudos to those who see through sickness.

When she woke in the morning

she knew that her life had passed her by.

And she called out a warning,

'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus

 
'Skiing's not for girls....porn is'

lol i thought that was funny. i read it in Freeze one time.

Pain brings chicks
 
i wish i read all of these. the ones i did read are amazingly funny. like the one above this post.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
on day a ski nazi was yelling at us for doing inverts cause our hill is gay like that. well he said 'no backflips but you can do that bacon biscut that tommy mosley did in the mogels.' he really thought it was a bacon biscut? What the hell is up with that. And who the hell is Tommy Mosley?

 
Maybe its Jonny's stupid retarded other side.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
this kid andy mallet, 'but i'm like fuck it, i'm in college.' on waking up at 2 pm every day.\

another greta one from the kid who couldnt stand he was so drunk...'i wish you could drink beer out of the back of your head.'

 
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