Best Ski Jokes

[Amarino]

Give your best ski jokes.

 

[cultrara]

jiblife

 

[WyattShapperd]

Below.....

 

[tcurle]

This thread

 

[terraclot]

Why do food is

. because

 

[Holte]

How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Eight. One to screw it in, and 7 to clap and say nice turns.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

22. One to do it, 4 to say they could do it better, and 17 to sit in the landing.

 

[T.CORC]

 

[T.CORC]

well fuck

 

[Miomo]

Pee in her butt

TEEHEEHEETEEHEETEETEEHEEHEEHEE

 

[McLS]

wats the difference between God and a snowboarder?God doesn't think he is a snowboarder...

What do you call a snowboarder with no gf? Homeless

Whats a snowboarder on your landing about to get hit? a fucker

Whats 2 snowboarders on your landing about to get hit? 2 fuckers

Whats 3 snowboarders on your landing about to get hit? more fuckers

Whats all the snowboarders on your landing about to get hit? the answer

those r the few lame ones that i could think of...

a few good ones in here too https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/620458/page/2/

 

[NewEscuelers]

steve stepp is a pro

 

[Easy-E]

when people say skiing sucks

 

[nicetwins]

Hahahaha

 

[BBurt]

Whats the difference between a ski instructor and a pizza? A pizza can feed your family.

 

[magicalkitten]

I want you to lipslide my donkey dick

 

[Slidemyrail]

Had to add this one:

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[.squirrely.]

eheath is fat

 

[shred.stickz]

Q: How many park skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50, 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point up and say "I could have done that"

 

[SFB]

whos tom wallisch?

can i pee in ur butt?

 

[SteezyMagee]

Not a joke but still funny: "If you're having skiing problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but goin switch ain't one".

 

[jaybake]

splice delivering

 

[CashmereCat]

I'll nosepress your box if you lipside my rail.

 

[magicalkitten]

(re edit) I want you to lip slide my donkey dick then ill backside double grab your ass cheeks and then ill butter all up and down your north-face to finish my hot laps.

 

[broto]

winters on the east coast

 

[B-Right-On]

She waxed my pole while we were afterbanging

 

[gusestomp]

To girl: hey wanna grind my rail?

 

[Nate_Doggg]

Ski town girls are just like good parking spaces; they're either taken or handicapped

 

[Nate_Doggg]

hahahahahahah too great

 

[bunnies.]

How do you get to Chad's Gap?

 

[FunkySane]

-Who's your favorite skier?-Shaun White.

 

[bmaze91]

first drop

 

[Nate_Doggg]

I remember 7th grade too.

 

[Blake.P]

I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail

 

[McLS]

i hope you like rails, cos im about to get kinky!!!

 

[Cheeko]

Ski safety patrol.

 

[Petey.]

 

[RIP_leos_shack]

Women.

 

[MadSteezin]

That's sno-joke, bro.

 

[ski4fun420]

Fat, ugly or mean, move to Mammoth be a queen!!

 

[freeskier1011]

What do you call a rail that keeps hurting you?

Kinky

 

[sNaubi]

Why do you ask about ski jokes here when you can find the top hundred ski jokes in the Level 1 calender?

 

[Hewbird]

Nice

 

[skiierman]

Why can't Jesus ski?

Because he's a Jew.