Best Sayings

'fuck you'

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
Well slap my ass and call me charlie

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
thats a good saying

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
wanna fuck?

john

if quizzes are quizical, then what are tests?

'i was going down on this girl once, and she got a little too excited, and she peed right in my face.'

beer: allowing ugly people to get laid since the beginning of time.
 
^thyats my favorite saying

john

if quizzes are quizical, then what are tests?

'i was going down on this girl once, and she got a little too excited, and she peed right in my face.'

beer: allowing ugly people to get laid since the beginning of time.
 
enter your virginity....

$$$$$$The South Will Rise Again$$$$$$

I killed your cat, you druggy bitch!! I thought it would bring closure to our relationship!!!- Boondock Saints

'hahah oh god lag wagon you aregetting gayer by the day' - dspin7x
 
'People who drink Light Beer don't like the taste of beer, they just like to pee a lot'

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.

--Dirty Steeze--
 
well butter my butt and call me a bscuit.....in a redneck voice tho, then a big yee haw at the end

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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
 
^good one. Jesus tapdancing Christ!

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-Caleb

(SMS SESSION 2)

''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

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haha, jesus tapdancing christ, thats funny, but uhhhhhh............ ill come back

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

 
shove a spork in your nose

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Deshalb whuts es zu Ihnen, wenn im ein fuckin racer. ..? den ich den steez in der Luft nicht haben kann, aber ich habe es im Hinteres Land und allen um den Berg und ich Stolz mich selbst auf Behalten auf mit den Jungen erhalten.
 
'Who cares about my liver when it feels good'

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

 
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