Best Rap Quote

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deep_powder

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to start it off:

'this girl from my past had ridiculous ass

she attended UMass and she passed every class

she walked down the hall with a stuck up sass,

the basketball players, she liked how they passed

but when i used to hit it, the ball cat she quit it,

she wouldnt admit it but shorty was adicted'

-phife dogg

 
'my rhymes are tighter than a virgin.'

ME BIATCH.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
All

All that I am I have been

All I have been has been a long time coming

I am becoming all that I am........

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
I love you like a fat boy loves cakes....

that itself speaks loads about rap. u cant spell crap without rap

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

One truly finds himself on razors edge seperating his genius from his sanity.
 
'...it feels like a midget's hangin' from my necklace.'

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'It's the homeboy shopping network. We got car stereos, we got car alarms, and if you act now...we could probably get the car!'
 
'we collect so much grass, popos thinkin we mow lawns'

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
 
'sparks fly when real killas collide'

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HCC fo yo punk ass!

Smith, Obermeyer, and Fiji- (aint no thang)
 
coudlnt find a way to say fuck you politely

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i got so many keys you'd think i'm valet parking

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
'just cause you went platinum, its got nothing to do with luck, it just means a million people are stupid as fuck'

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.

 
'i got you shook like a fault line'

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?

A screwdriver turns in screws, and bill clinton screws interns.
 
'only rest's between the blink / my life / story is written in blood permanent ink' - The Learning (Burn) - Mobb Deep

-Ira

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
i fuckin hate you

i hate your parents because they made you

i hate the universe because it create you

i hate everything and everyone that embrace you

'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
 
If you guys are gonna throw out quotes...you should tell us who the artist is your quoting....God, there are so many. Anything by tribe is sick...I'll just pick something off the top of my head..

How bout a little verse..

heres a good one..

'super nintendo, sega genesis/ when i was dead broke man i couldnt picture this/ 50 inch screen money green leather sofa/ got 2 rides a limosine with a shofah/...big

'the new moon rode high in the crown of the metropolis, shinin', like who on top a this/ people was hustlin arguin n bustlin/ gangsters n godfathers hardcore hustlin/ im wrestlin w/ words and ideas my hands is pinned/ thinkin what will transmit/ the scribes can apply the transcript//..yo, this aint no time where the usual is suitable/ tonight on live must describe the inscrutable...// the indisputable (what)/ we new york, the narcotics/ draped in metal and fiber optics/ where mercenaries is paid to trade hot stock tips for profits/...'

black starr

 
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i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
 
'Honey check it out you got me mesmerized...'

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TAK is BACK... sorta
 
heres another...

'within the deep city breaths/ sittin on shitty steps/ we stoop to new lows hell froze the night the city slept/...' TK

' This world aint a wasteland juast tastes that way sometimes/ depends on the angle of how you read your lines/ for every brick we've stacked has come together in buildings/ a sick little crack in this foundation still//humans, i cant accept em/ tryin to understand what fuels them and their essence/ cursin, catch up, try to catch me/ depressin , here tomake you happy/ hey daddy, how come the clown is cryin/ well son, hes got the task of cheerin up the ill n dyin/ on top of that evrybody thinks hes insane/ cant fathom why he'd wanna ease their pain// Walkin through this maze made of concrete walls/ when youre not allowed to climb theres no way to possibly fall/ when your hands are restricted to hold nothing but self/ how can you get a grip?/ how can you pick up what your dealt/ but the clowns stays sad/ the ground stays hard/ with couple pounds of migraine/ a pocket full of scars/...'' Sluggo

 
stick it were she doo doo at make that booty fat.I heard that on some radio station my kids were listening to yesterday.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
I from where you from.. Same shit different SLum.

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I don't look for trouble, I'm already trouble..
 
you cant spell crap without rap

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I lost control of my anus...--alpentalik

ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too
 
u cant spell shut the fuck up without winterparksux

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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
 
You beamed to the wrong planet this time/ with a hot pink phaser and one line/ before getting morphed into faggot dust- El-p

Maaan people are kinda odd so i keep my eye brow raised i only hear the words for what they mean..know what i mean? and i do believe in god because i keep coming across these women with low self esteem...know what i mean? -slug

Fuck you hip hop just started, its funny how the most nostalgic cats are the ones who were never a part of it
 
Ohh my lord i see bandwagons ALL ABOARD! aesop

Fuck you hip hop just started, its funny how the most nostalgic cats are the ones who were never a part of it
 
'when he drop take his glock, and im swazy'

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
heres on from the best rapper of all time.... Big L. and if you don't believe me downlaod something called the 7 mintue freestyle. dam he spits soo hard but anyway here is one of my favorites...

A tech nine is my utensil/ i pump u so full of led u could use your dick fo a pencil

heres another..

i spit on any cassette deck, im so head of my time my parents haven't met yet/ im feeling like billy bath gate/ my rap style is past great/ i love to fuck a bitch from the back and watch her ass shake...

 
Run from the police picture that, nigga I'm too fat

I fuck around and catch a asthma attack (*heavy breathing*)

That's why I bust back, it don't phase me

When he drop, take his glock, and I'm Swayze

Celebrate my escape, sold the glock, bought some weight

Laid back, I got some money to make, motherfucker

Biggie, original 'runnin' ( before em's gay tupac version. )



Moe

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Pimps Dont Pay Taxes

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613
 
i dont belive bob marley died from cancer

21 years ago i would have been a panther

they killed huey cause they knew he had the answers

everything in the news today is propaganda

 
i know im gonna die, but im still gonna ride, and blame god that i live - styles p

Why I feel like I'm losin' weight

Why I ain't got no money, less I'm movin' weight

Why my life depend on what I'mma do today

Why I can't move away

It's just you and me, without the scrutiny,

bitches screwin' me, 2 and 3 truencies

4 shots, 1 toolie G, 1 uliogy

Make sure my mother and girl is smothered in pearls

Before a nigga under the world - Cam'Ron

teem bousquet
 
every random word i say could shatter your vertebrae

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
Best rap song ever: Josh Tobin - I'm a gangster.

I'm a gangster. I'm a straight up G.

The gangster life is the life for me.

Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night.

Being a gangster is hella tight.

I walk around town with a stark erection.

Then gave your mom a yeast infection.

I saw a policeman, so I poked him in the eye.

To serve and protect? What a lie.

I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too.

And don't get me started about the jews.

I'm a gangster... grrrr I'm mad.

I'm a gangster... my rhymes are bad.

I'm a gangster... I'm iced out like a freezer.

I'm a gangster... I don't listen to weezer.

I dropped out of school at the age of three.

Because all the teachers tried to player hate on me.

My rhymes are cool just like doing cocaine.

My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame.

Sisqo is my homie, he's a gangster too.

Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew.

I like to be in jail, and he likes to sing and dance.

Some say we're the perfect match.

I'm giving a shoutout to my homies in cell block 8.

Being in jail sucks because you always have to masturbate.

Except when a jewish person comes to jail, all my homies cheer.

They will make mince meat out of his rear.

Then petty helped me make hte gangster beat to this song.

I shot him in the face because he looked at me wrong.

I'm a gangster... I drop bombs like hiroshima.

I'm a gangster... Bitch suck on my weiner.

I'm a gangster... I drive a cool car.

I'm a gangster... I smoke weed in a cigar.

There's more... but go get the song.

Josh Tobin - I'm a gangster.

 
Does Rage count?

'It has to happen some place, it has to happen some time. What better place than here, what better time than now.'

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
'gettin played like a poo butt'

-Easy E

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
We ravenous

Exhume the tomb of Lazarus

You blasphemous

We bring war to pacifists

Tarantulas, burn flesh like a nine glock

Your mind stops from nine of my divine shots

(insert correct lyrics here) is fine for a killer to run

Swing from vines and rhyme like Atilla The Hun

Bring the gun, your tounge is what I'm slicing

We slap tracks and attack like M. Bison

Ilohem, fuck the pagans we mark them

And take turns to burn religious doctrines

Concoctions of pain hits from eight angles

Locked in the brain to lacerate ankles

 
I grew up a fuckin screw up

Got introduced to the game, got a ounce and fuckin blew up

.:l[Tyler]l:.

and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet

 
man, you aint got to explain shit, i been robbin mothafuckas since the slave ships, with the same clip, andthe same 45, 2 point blank a motherfucker sure to die

-the notorious 'gimme the loot' my favorite biggie song

they call me doctor love
 
'Im feelin you but i demand your respect, cos i already where your advanced on my neck'- G-unit

'C'mon now we all no gold is gettin old, the ice in my teeth keep the crystal cold, g-unit homie acting like ya'll don't no, i cant even walk through the mall no more' - G-unit

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I am a bomb technition, if you see me running, try and keep up!

Its always funny until someone gets hurt.....then its hilarious!

G_ F_CK Y_ _R S_LF

Would you like to bye a vowl?
 
'...met this girl, from Hawaii, stuck it in her ass, and she said AAIIIH!, lips were breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch.' -Afroman

pretty much all the lyrics to the song 'colt 45' by Afroman are great.

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
 
moe u no ur music, that really is the best fuckin ryhmes i ever heard, ive listened to that song about 100 times this week, and biggie is the man, i no that song by heart

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
'a cigarette pressed between her lips, but i'm staring at her tits, its the wrong way.'

ooh yea sublime.

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Ontario represent.

NS Skaters Cult
 
I slayed MC's back in the rec room era

My style broke motherfuckin backs like Ken Patera

Most rap niggaz came loud but unheard

Once I pulled ut, round em off to the nearest third

Check these non visual niggaz, with tapes and a portrait

Flood the seminar, tryin to orbit this corporate

indsutry, but what them niggaz can't see

must break through like the Wu, unexpectedly

Protect Ya Neck, my sword still remain imperial

Before I blast the mic, RZA scratch off the serial

We reign all year round from June to June

While niggaz bite immediately if not soon

Set the lynchin, and form the execution date

As this two thousand beyond slang suffocate

Amplify sample through vacumn tubes compressions

cause RZA, to charge niggaz twenty G's a session

-gza

~BDP 2004~
 
Gang starr - moment of truth... the whole song

Atmosphere- god loves ugly... the whole song

those are the best i have ever heard.

-becca

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard

 
this is a quote from the best... DMX

hush motha fuckas dont ya cry dog gunna make sure that ya die point blank range till the slug goes through and then i'll hit ur crib and pop your family too

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and no i'm not brand new to the site i forgot my password (sorta stupid)
 
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