best quote ever

Nice set of hooter ya got there

Excuse me?

No the birds, there beautiful

'Lloyd! peety didn't even have a head!'

Yeah, I fell off the jetway again.'

Big gulps Huh? ... Well see ya later.'

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
'im talking about a little place called aspen'

'i dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

'ive been tied up with family stuff recently, but i dont want to bore you with them'

'thanks'

'damn, that john denver is full of shit, thought the rocky mountains would be a little rockier than this'

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Proud leader of OA-Support Group For Those Addicted To Oakley.

mCm 2002-2003.
 
'life's a bitch, and then you marry one'

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....

proud member of NSSSOD
 
nice to touch, nice touch

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
i understand that the quote i just posted was like throwing a straight air indy grab at the US open big air

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
'just keep on keepin on, just keep on trucking'-will ferrel, old school

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

 
'Its so nice when it hits your lips' -will ferrel, old school

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

 
what's the matter, to cool for school? well i've got a news flash for you walter kroncite......you aren't

Seize the carp
 
man i cant stand hansel, i know right, riding that scooter like hes so cool. and the way hansel combs his hair, i mean excuse me but have u ever heard of styling gel

 
do you know who this is?

no, who is this is?

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
check out my current signature

does anyone else besides me have fantasies about being in a back while it gets robbed and then getting dragged into the vault, getting raped and then getting locked in there to die? - alpentalik

do everynight alpentalik,but when they rape me,im lying face down in a pile of crisp 50's and 100's – lateralis

hey you guys are kinda creepy, but my english isnt so great so i might be missing something - ridelesdiablerets

no... youre not missing anything... - anewmorning
 
'I just want to be different like everyone else.'

^Mommy, now THAT is funny.

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Whateva
 
'Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?'

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Official Leader of the Communist Party of Newschoolers

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Official Benditto Hater

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Whoow! You know you can't bring that weak ass stuff up in this hompybompy! You kill the joe, you make some moe! You know that baby! Else you in for a long day, a looong day, 'cause Triple T's in this BIIITCH!

 
'pea.... tear.... griffin.... my name is peter griffin'

you can't touch me, nobody has that right.

NS Ogre Crew
 
get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
'I don't wany diamonds, or money, i just wanna suck your cock'

freddy got fingered

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
I used to think you were crazy, now I can see your NUTSSS!!

-Austin Powers 3

I forget the exact quote

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

Junction 133 Productions
 
don't throw stones if you live in a glass house,

and if you have a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

..AND FOR THE FUNNIEST QUOTE IN THE WHOLE WORLD..

'skiboarding has style and takes skill'

...proud leader and kingpin of the FreeHeel Mafia...
 
Just because you and your brother are having problems doesnt mean you have to refer to my intellecutal capacity in a demunitive manner..

the really stupid weight lifter from night at the roxbury

--Dirty Steeze--
 
what is this...a center for ants!

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
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