Best purchase of my 16 years of existence!

[Uncle.Badness]

This badboy for 44 bucks http://www.brightcoloredtuxedos.com/black-tuxedo.html

retail 250

along with this badboy http://cgi.ebay.com/BLACK-TOP-HAT-TOPHAT-MAGICIAN-ADULT-MENS-WOMENS-DANCER-/310267336165?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item483d5fd5e5

So damn proud I had to share.

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

That may be the coolest thing i've ever seen.

 

[Arabian.]

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[Jonny7]

you're gonna look soooo badass in this

 

[Uncle.Badness]

I would have gotten purple but I only had 60 bucks in my paypal.

 

[jason...]

i'd listen to this guy, gay people have been credited with knowing a thing or two about style

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

haha yup. kid has no sense of style.

 

[SteezyasPie]

Or you could have purchased a nice suit/tux.

 

[Sharknuts.]

damn! u best be rocking a pimp cane with styler like that!

 

[Uncle.Badness]

I have a black one with a gold top

 

[Mezmerize19]

He takes breaks from sucking dicks and designing drapes every once in a while

 

[mackcamp]

You got the 2xl tall right?

 

[steezemeister]

agreed

that is the worst tux i have ever seen

sorry

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

hahahahahhaahhahahahahahaah

 

[.AR6rider.]

What's the return policy?

 

[thisandthatfilms]

all about the orange

 

[Twinjibber77]

My home town

 

[neutralzombie]

loll

i somehow imagined you looking like the guy in the pic too

 

[rudager]

I wish I wore that to prom

 

[Ski..4..Life]

that suit looks like shit. If your gonna buy a suit, at least buy a nice one

 

[Owen.]

You should get your money back and then spend it on strippers - at least that way it's not wasted.

 

[Negro_Jesus]

only 2xl?

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

I envision myself wearing this to prom this year.

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

dont.

 

[pomme-de-terre]

if this the best purchase i would hate to see your worst.

 

[Wheaty214]

when the website was called brightcoloredtuxedoes.com i didnt think the suit was goonna be all black

 

[Lt-Aldo-Raine]

This and the blue one my two friends wore for a dance. These are fly.

 

[Abc567def]

class, for when you need to kill a mutha fucka

 

[Chompo.]

that honestly sort of seems like a waist of money...

 

[Dan.]

I thought that, until I was having my morning coffee at the coffee shop, and this gay couple in their early 30s sat at the table across from me, and both were wearing flip-flops. flip-flops in general are a sartorial no, but in Colorado, in November? gah!

to the OP, that thing is gnarly. please please get that shit tailored in a ton, or else you'll look really bad. maybe a tailor can make it look a bit less slovenly.

anyway, on topic, I just started to learn how to make patterns, and have made my first jacket. hopefully in the next six months I'll be selling fully bespoke suits for under a grand, and shirts and accessories to order as well. stoked!

 

[BootySpunk.]

I almost threw up that suit is so fucking gross.

 

[PBRasap]

someone actually wore a camo tux to my boyfriends prom.

 

[Peter.]

should've gone with yellow

 

[smooticus]

As for school dances and shit you could not have made a better purchase, its like fake classy. I hope you know this actually looks retarded. You would never use this for any serious formal event.

 

[mattster]

I will travel back in time and head butt your mom right in the baby maker. DESTROYED!

 

[maximiliaan]

i would have bought the pink...

 

[springz]

You have had a very sad 16 years on this earth....

 

[Tablespoon]

If that tux fits anything like it does in that link, you need to burn it straigt away. That looks horrible.

 

[Chubz.]

dude....come on are you kidding me? why would you buy a tux?

 

[DJ_Pauly_D]

easily the ugliest tux ive seen in my whole life

this is gonna be me at prom this year

 

[comeatmebro]

hmmm most people's best purchase at 16 years is a car...yours is a tux

yep, you're a winner.

 

[masterhatin]

Yea 16 and you buy a tux, Uh cool? I was expecting somethin better like you just bought a flesh light.

 

[gyarados]

 

[Aaaron.]

hook me up?

 

[JETS]

I was expecting you to say a fleshlight

 

[Dan.]

if you're seriously interested, sometime in the next month or two I'll be making a few for just cost of materials

 

[Aaaron.]

keep me posted

 

[little1337]

thts

sick

 

[Uncle.Badness]

You're the one who said on facebook that it was "the illest thing you ever saw"...

 

[Dick_Buttkiss]

classic style

 

[geteducated]