Best Purchase For $1.95 or Less?

[NickSki.]

I have a prepaid American Express that is just sitting here begging to be spent. Any recommendations, gotta equal or be $1.95.

 

[Peter.]

invest it in penny stocks, maybe one will hit it big and you will be rich

 

[GayWolf420]

one and a half $1 condoms.

 

[iFlip]

Donate it to a charity. Anything you buy online for that little will not be worth it after shipping. Everyone knows people don't shop in RL anymore, only online.

 

[malonius_funk]

did you seriously just fucking abbreviate real life?

 

[soulskier]

i suppose you could buy a phone app of some sort for that

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/P38-MILITARY-GI-POCKET-KEY-CHAIN-EMERGENCY-CAN-OPENER-/170660932062?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item27bc2f29de

Boom, that shit could save your life one day, and it'll pretty much last your entire life I guarantee.

 

[iFlip]

4reel yo

 

[cubber]

 

[collinder]

find some change and go buy a couple of dbl chez at mcdicks

 

[Crispy.]

Was thinking the same thing. I was like RL? the fuck?

 

[Rextski]

i was gonna say that oh dayum

 

[JIBpsy^^]

you can go get yourself a cheap shot at happy hour

 

[TOAST.]

wings

 

[SteezoSaurus]

haha epic.

 

[bustinthejus]

Someone doesn't spend enough time online...

 

[steezeknees]

I will send you a picture of my dick for .75 and my brown hole for 1.95

 

[skijunkiedtm]

I know a kid who got a shoe lace for under a dollar shipped from ebay, hit that up.

 

[*monsterskier*]

get another nickel and buy some dollar menu mcdonalds? or another fast food place that you like. that also offers a dollar menu

 

[bananas]

prank calls! you can get like 3 prank calls in for that money, i suggest any hotel or law firm, anti suicide calls are just not funny.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[SterlingArcher]

ELLO CALLAH?! YA GET CHA FREE CAWD READIN ONLY 1.95 PAH MINUTE ... DA CAWDS DON LIE!!!!

 

[b-ladd]

 

[Spinoza]

^yep

either a tall can or maybe some fun toy from the dollar store

 

[Toasty.]

black and milds/white owls

 

[TheRightCoast]

Me gusta white owls

 

[RockyMountnHigh]

lol

 

[baethoven]

you're still never be funny, no matter how long you stick around.

 

[SPskier543]

one red paperclip

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip

 

[baethoven]

fuck me.. **you'll**