Best pickup lines on NS

[StoinkyDoinky]

ill go first

roses are red

grass is greener

when i think of you

i play with my weiner

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Wanna come to my place and watch porn on my mirror?

 

[elcheapo]

Come on chicky baby, don't be stuck uuuup, lol

 

[AlexHallsEyebrow]

You like mug rootbeer??

Oh you do?

Your my girlfriend

 

[MichiganCatFart]

Roses are red

Dolan is banned

do you mind if I hold your hand?

 

[oldmanski]

I got Full Tilts

 

[Deez_Mcskis]

You're like sego big horns, you make me big and horny

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Are you a halfpipe because I sure could slam my face into your lips

 

[JackMeHoffXD]

Are u from china? cuz im china fuck

 

[IHatePedophiles]

Are you a pedophile because I hate you

 

[CantThinkOfaName]

are you a shin cause I don't wanna bang you ?

 

[elcheapo]

Ya wanna ski a run?

 

[IHatePedophiles]

Ya wanna ski a run?

??????

 

[Angioedema]

I’ll lipslide your grind box if you jib my donkey

 

[CantThinkOfaName]

I'll jump on your hump if you rattle my lump while taking a dump in my slump

 

[Abomber22]

Don't say anything, just stick out my tongue

 

[kylerstephan]

These all suck.

 

[MichiganCatFart]

These all suck.

 

[asparagus]

youre so fine I'd suck your dads dick to get a taste of the recipe

 

[kylerstephan]

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I'm speechless.

 

[Mackaroni_space]

“Let’s have sex”

 

[Icant_kfed]

Zootspace and chill? Credit to whoever said this first

 

[kylerstephan]

I take it back a couple are good.

 

[Abomber22]

Kid didn't know we had the goods

I take it back a couple are good.

 

[mrk127]

You like mug rootbeer??

Oh you do?

Your my girlfriend