Best Pickup Line?

do you have a mirror in your pants - cause i see myself in themif i was a water melon would you spit or swallow my seeds

(make the girl come with one finger) i made you come with one finger imagine what i can do with my hand

 
gaally gee can i sex your mouth hole?

me me whant to peen peen

i gotta a fat D and u got a fat V

gets the biddies every time trust me

 
pretty cool that theres a whole new gen. of ns that hasnt seen one of these threads. this has gotta be one of the top 10 most reposted threads.

 
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Chirstmas, could I visit you between the holidays?
 
Three flies are stuck in a jar. Two female flies and one male fly. For some reason the female flies have it in their heads that the male knows how to get out. The first female fly buzzes over the the male and asks him how to get out of the jar."Fuck me and I'll tell you."She's desperate to get out, so she fucks him."What you need to do is, start flying around the top to get some speed, dive toward the bottom and pull up to the top at the last second and you'll [*snap] pop right out."So she does exactly as he says. Right as she pulls up toward the top [*smack your hand] SPLAT! She hits the lid and falls down dead.So the second female fly, because flies are dumb, goes over the the male fly and asks him the same thing, how to get out of the jar."Fuck me and I'll tell you."She too is desperate to get out, so she fucks him."What you need to do is, start flying around the top to get some speed, dive toward the bottom and pull up to the top at the last second and you'll [*snap] pop right out."So she also does exactly as he says. Right as she pulls up toward the top [*smack your hand] SPLAT! She hits the lid and falls down dead.So now this male fly is in a jar with two dead female flies, and he wants out. So he flies around the top to get some speed, dives toward the bottom, pulls up at the last second, and [*snap] pops right out.
 
"But.. How did he get out? "
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This!

... for pickup line how about:

I really want you to fondle my repost while a caress your n00bs.

 
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