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Sokiem

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well, my gf is on her period so...

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
That is a no brainer.... KY Jelly

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
if you like KY jelly try KY jam.

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'

******
*NWFT*
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gasoline, but the 93 grade stuff only.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
actually astroglide is better than KY. It was actually developed by NASA. Funny shit. KY works though.

but...if the girl is actually turned on you usually don't need lube. unless this is for you kids wacking off.

 
u saying there is anal leakage when they'er riled up?

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
well, we weren't talking about anal. But for anal...I hope to god you have to use lube. If you able to just put it in you should run away really fast.

but for just NORMAL sex....lube isn't required.

 
^ They're talking anal man.

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
 
hahaha I guess I missed that. Yeah, astroglide and KY works. I would love to see someone try and spit enough to do anal. And dude, wear a condom. Condoms suck normally...but up the butt they are just the right way to go....

 
that doesnt work as well as porns say they do man it the ass chew ur cock up so bad and yea atroglide is better

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
why? two hot asians, and the only way they will have a threesome with you is if you put it in one of their butts. What do you do mr. parry?

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
saliva for sure

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Who the fuck uses lube? that shit costs money, use the blood/fecal mixture that will come out naturally if you don't use lube. Must I teach you children everything

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
ahhhhhhhh the perfect thread for me unless ur a quicky ky rubs off to quick def go wit astroglide last longer and better

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
 
Just do it in the shower, the mess goes right down the drain, assuming it's not plugged up.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
WTF???^

David

Please don't give these people a reason to assemble unless you plan to carpet bomb the place... they'd probably combine to form some sort of evil pro-skier-kidnapping/raping crime syndicate. Granted, the sex tapes that would result would not disappoint, yet it seems so unfair to the poor unsuspecting riders who never asked for any of this.-AR_Six

MT CREW

 
dont have sex during her period, thats sick dude. KY jelly warm sensation

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
man, don't use warming ky for anal.. she'll be shitting fire and won't forgive you. If she's on her period: condom + a little astroglide and a tampon shoved waaaay in there, then have fun watching her try and find the string

 
what the fuck ever. My friend Brad used spit on some chick in the back seat of my cousins car. while she was giving head to my other friend Brandon... and while all the rest of us were inside the house... soooo funny. I actually have a picture of her I should post. hehe.. hold on.. I'll find it.

I hope she never sees this... ahh.

--- www.jibij.com ---

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
post post post post POST IT

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
geeze.. I had to get it hosted... hold your horses and your dicks... haha.

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hope that works.

--- www.jibij.com ---

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
hot but what the hell is that thing in the background? It looks like a fat pig's dong

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
and by the way...I thought you were going to post a pic of her in the back of the car getting wailed on

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
ok that didn't work...

^Its a couch! You moron! haha. j.k but yeah its definitely a couch.

--- www.jibij.com ---

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
I don't have that... but I have a thong shot.

...hold on... I'll get it.

--- www.jibij.com ---

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
wow that silver piece of shit on her lip looks sooo hot.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
oh man...DO NOT USE KY warming for anal. It fucking burns. Vaseline is the best for everything...unless you are using a condom, which you should.

i ski for Head
 
^ yeah huh. she is bomb....kinda... not on my level though. haha.

Ok... this wasn't as good as I thought. but anyways...

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--- www.jibij.com ---

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
looks like a bit to much of a Hoe for my liking.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
oh eya....a whore, good one! Like what a double standard! Jeez, just becuase she's a woman, and she got anally ravaged with spit for lube in the back of a guys car...while giving head to another guy does not make her a whore! If a guy was getting rammed up the ass by a girl and sucking off another guy, he would be seen as cool, not a whore. Like come one, who hasn't been rammed up the ass while giving head? I know I have....hell, I've got one in the stink right now

official NS bitch
 
Alright, She's not a whore. She's just wearing a whore's uniform.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
^comments like that from you are why you're in my friends list. ur funny.

yaay dave chappelle!!

--- www.jibij.com ---

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
 
haha what a jokes thread

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
congrats sugarnspice... you are now in my sig.

But to comment on yours... NO he wouldn't be cool. He'd be GAY!! GAY GAY GAY!

ur a nasty girl. huh? :)

--- www.jibij.com ---

'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire

"oh eya....a whore, good one! Like what a double standard! Jeez, just becuase she's a woman, and she got anally ravaged with spit for lube in the back of a guys car...while giving head to another guy does not make her a whore!" ~sugarnspice
 
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