Best line a girl could say to you?

when i was a virgin a girl said to me "i want to sit on your dick" and that really did me in. not really that special or rare a saying, but something about hearing it as a horny ass virgin did something for me
 
This isn't a line or anything but this one chick I used to hook up with had super wide eyes so she always looked surprised. Every time she would take off my unmentionables it was great to look down and see how surprised she was by my man parts.
 
When ur done having Raging epic pow why don't u come over to have sex then I'll make u a sandwich. Afterwords u can play video games with ur friends all night
 
Then when you pass out from drinking to much beer with them, I will wake up up with breakfast and a BJ before you go out and hit the slopes
 
True story from a few years ago:

Skiing with some friends and I forgot my ski pants so I had to borrow some from a buddy who outweighed me by 40+ lbs. I had to wear a belt to keep the pants from falling down while I was skiing. My friends had invited this girl they knew to go ski with us. I was riding up the lift with her and I made a comment that I could fit two of me inside these ski pants. Her response to me was, "you can get in my pants any time you want; seriously".

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I thanked her for the offer but told her that my wife and kids would probably not be cool with that. Still, I have to give her props for a knee buckling "do me" line.
 
Not to postwhore but how annoying is it that a girl just wants to spread em right then and there once you are married. Its like, wtf but where were you a few years back?
 
Post whoring back atcha. In her defense, I was wearing ski gloves so she couldn't see my wedding ring. I have always heard of this happening, but I admit, this was the only time something like this has happened to me sense I have been married.
 
If we get married we will inherit my father's multi-billion dollar fortune when he dies. Did I mention he has terminal cancer?
 
hahaha perfect

best things a girl's actually said to me were "i'm rolling, you should come over after this" and things like that. any time a girl lets you know that you can just keep doing stupid shit with your bros for the rest of the night then pick her up on the way out is just too good
 
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