El.Guapo Active member Dec 12, 2011 #7 why can black peopple jump so high?....because their knee grows...
SketchyMike Member Dec 12, 2011 #11 why does it take only two people to bury a black person garbage cans only have two handles
CRiP Active member Dec 12, 2011 #12 a black man, a socialist, an illegal immigrant and a muslim walk into a bar. the bartender says, "what can i get you mr. president?"
a black man, a socialist, an illegal immigrant and a muslim walk into a bar. the bartender says, "what can i get you mr. president?"
El.Guapo Active member Dec 12, 2011 #14 i used to use the searchbar like you but then i took an arrow to the knee
SkiBumLivin Member Dec 12, 2011 #15 what do you call to natives in a ditch.....A sleep over whats the hardest thing about killing a baby..... My dick... where do you hide a penny from a native.... under a bar of soap .. how do you get a native out of your backyard.. move the trashcan to the front what do you call 20 white ppl in an elevator... a box of crackers
what do you call to natives in a ditch.....A sleep over whats the hardest thing about killing a baby..... My dick... where do you hide a penny from a native.... under a bar of soap .. how do you get a native out of your backyard.. move the trashcan to the front what do you call 20 white ppl in an elevator... a box of crackers
Aidan-G Active member Dec 12, 2011 #17 I used to be funny but then I started making arrow to the knee jokes
Heart Active member Dec 12, 2011 #21 Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool!
rareison Active member Dec 12, 2011 #22 What did officer Dick say to officer Condom? Cover me, I'm going in.
SkierPT Active member Dec 12, 2011 #23 A kid yelled at a referee once after a bad call. "play the pianno Ray Charles"
RoofDaRoofieDogg Active member Dec 12, 2011 #26 How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Huan.
hot.pocket Active member Dec 12, 2011 #28 How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
Heart Active member Dec 13, 2011 #30 theres also: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. One to change it and nine to complain about how much better the old one was.
theres also: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. One to change it and nine to complain about how much better the old one was.
DayMan Active member Dec 13, 2011 #31 What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile Robin
S Skiingslikewhoa Member Dec 13, 2011 #32 A woman walks into a bar and asks the male bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her.
skithesprings Active member Dec 13, 2011 #33 what sound does a baby make in a blender? i don't know, I was too busy masturbating. ---- what's worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust ---- your mother is so fat... that she will almost certainly die a premature death due to her morbid obesity ----- why did the boy drop his ice cream? he was hit by a bus ----- a dyslexic man walks into a bra ----- my friend is so gay that he has consensual sex with other men and enjoys it. ----- Why does michael J fox make the best milkshakes? because he uses quality ingredients...
what sound does a baby make in a blender? i don't know, I was too busy masturbating. ---- what's worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust ---- your mother is so fat... that she will almost certainly die a premature death due to her morbid obesity ----- why did the boy drop his ice cream? he was hit by a bus ----- a dyslexic man walks into a bra ----- my friend is so gay that he has consensual sex with other men and enjoys it. ----- Why does michael J fox make the best milkshakes? because he uses quality ingredients...
Aidan-G Active member Dec 13, 2011 #35 Skyrim thing. Guard says "i used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee." As you can see, arrow to the knee jokes suck
Skyrim thing. Guard says "i used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee." As you can see, arrow to the knee jokes suck
Whifazoo Member Dec 13, 2011 #36 how many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb 10 , one to screw in the lightbulb and nine to stand around clapping and saying "nice turns, nice turns!"
how many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb 10 , one to screw in the lightbulb and nine to stand around clapping and saying "nice turns, nice turns!"