Best joke

a black man, a socialist, an illegal immigrant and a muslim walk into a bar. the bartender says, "what can i get you mr. president?"
 
what do you call to natives in a ditch.....A sleep over whats the hardest thing about killing a baby..... My dick...

where do you hide a penny from a native.... under a bar of soap ..

how do you get a native out of your backyard.. move the trashcan to the front

what do you call 20 white ppl in an elevator... a box of crackers
 
How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
 
theres also:

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to change it and nine to complain about how much better the old one was.
 
what sound does a baby make in a blender?

i don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple?

the holocaust

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your mother is so fat...

that she will almost certainly die a premature death due to her morbid obesity

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why did the boy drop his ice cream?

he was hit by a bus

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra

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my friend is so gay that he has consensual sex with other men and enjoys it.

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Why does michael J fox make the best milkshakes?

because he uses quality ingredients...
 
Skyrim thing. Guard says "i used to be an adventurer like you but then i took an arrow to the knee." As you can see, arrow to the knee jokes suck
 
how many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb

10 , one to screw in the lightbulb and nine to stand around clapping and saying "nice turns, nice turns!"
 
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