Best Jim Lahey quotess

[TZA.]

my favourite is "your about to enter the shit tornado to oz"

 

[richards]

" i am the liquor"

 

[timmi]

"Nice shit metaphor, ricky"

 

[steezology101]

Propane, propane

 

[Avifarer]

i hope they dont shit on you bubblesshit on me? who?shit hawks. big dirty shit hawks.they're coming bubbles. they're flying in low, swooping down, shitting on people. dragging them off to the big shit nest.

 

[Happy.]

Randy: Mr Lahey is that you or the liquor talking?Lahey: I am the liquor Randy
Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."

 

[dylansiggers]

I love that one

 

[prosnurfer]

not lahey but julian

Julian: "Lahey u know shit about me and i know shit about u. that makes us shit brothers."

 

[Nicholas.]

heres me. heres you. heres fuck. heres off. FUCK OFF.

 

[-+Siver+-]

Ricky "heres the thing i used to do drugs, i still do drugs, but i used to as well"