Best Blonde Joke

Actually, it isnt.

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
what's the difference btwn a blonde and a mosquito

a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it

Skateboarding isnt harder then rollerblading, it just has a slower learning curve because everytime you fall, you have to chase your skateboard to the other side of the skatepark
 
What do you call a blnde on her way back after football party??

A box of assorted creams

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'Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people. ' - How funny is that c/o the NS weird and wonderful fact finder
 
that took me so long to get....

i have a good blonde joke...

what do a turtle and a blonde have in common?

once they r on their back, they're screwed.

-Ryan
 
i saw that blonde joke about the turtle in a play boy.... not that i look at that magazine, but my boyfriends friend showed me all the mean jokes, they were mean but funny,

.::Jenny::.

Life can't get any better....

'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
 
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