Best Advice from your Dad

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first_rodeo

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I loved how my relationship grew with my dad once i went away to school and once starting my career.

What are the best pieces of advice or words of wisdom that your old man has given you?

My dad is a total bro, but i have the upmost respect for him.

"kick her back"

"abc always be closing"

"Your reputation walks into a room 10 minutes before you"

"Get her drunk" "How much beer do you need"

"Have a beer and gain your senses"

Plenty of other sexual innuendos im yet to figure out

Added Bonus: Tila Tequila

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I recommend that book to all. Fast funny read.

And I think OP is a troll.
 
i think you never have drank with your dad, heli skied with your dad, fucked bitches in front of your dad, get arrested and bailed out BY YOUR DAD.
 
My dad sent me this poem 4 years ago. I still have it starred in my gmail.

If you think you are beaten, you are;

If you think you dare not, you don’t.

If you’d like to win, but think you can’t,

It’s almost a cinch you won’t.

If you think you’ll lose, you’re lost,

For out in the world we find

Success begins with a fellow’s will;

It’s all in the state of mind.

If you think you’re outclassed, you are;

You’ve got to think high to rise.

You’ve got to be sure of yourself before

You can ever win a prize.

Life’s battles don’t always go

To the stronger or faster man;

But sooner or late the man who wins

Is the one who thinks he can.
 
my dad travels 4-5 days out of the week, so i would often bring girlfriends along with me to tag along to Cali or wherever

 
"As long as you're doing something that makes you happy, I'll always be proud of you. If you buy me a big house and a sports car when I'm old, your happiness is of no concern to me."

Ohhh, Dad.
 
"son, fuck cunts and grab a blunt""get drunk and high, AT THE SAME DAMN TIME"

"you only live once YOLO"

But for real, he hasnt given me much advice lol.
 
Dad left when i was young. The only thing i can seriously remember him teaching me was "if you want something in life no one is going to give it to you, you have to get it for yourself." kind of cliche but its something that has stuck with me through the years and i take pride in being independent and ambitious.
 
Right before I left for my first year of college:

"Just remember, when you're looking for a house party and you can tell there's a party just by walking by, the cops can too. If you do go to one of those don't get caught because your mom will kill you and I'd have to act mad."
 
"you only live once thats the motto nigga yolo""started from the bottom now the whole team fuckin here"

"I love bad bitches thats my fuckin problem, i love fuckin i guess i got a fuckin problem"
 
"Skiing is not a business to look into if you want to have money"

This is coming from someone who ran a small chain of XC ski shops, and 2 XC ski areas, so it's probably true but I'm still going to ignore it :)
 
I talked with my dad the other day about switching my major and he told me this:Do something that you wanna get up and do everyday, I hate my job but I keep it so I can do the things I want and make all of you guys happy, I dont want you to have to get up and do something you hate and feel like me everyday I have to work.
 
"Alright who's not putting there dishes in the dishwasher besides me?"

Not really advise but he said it last night

"Ain't no thing but a chicken wing"

-friends dad
 
Not really relevant but w.e. my dads from Poland and hes prob spoken to me in Polish 95%+ of my life, hes a pretty quiet guy and when he speaks its usually really intelligent/serious sometimes hes fuckin hilarious tho. I always think about how weird its going to be raising a son/daughter one day and having conversations with them in English. Plus, I've never been screamed at by my parents in English cause whenever theyre pissed they speak/yell Polish. I cant imagine screaming something like "MAX, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"Idk, def gonna raise my kids bilingually tho, cause talking shit about people and stuff in public places is the bomb.
 
spooky that it's the same speech I got. They only want the best for us, but at the end of the day for a lot of people a job is a job and they gotta do it to support themselves and everyone around them. Fingers crossed I can have the best of both.
 
My dad hasn't given me any advice really. But he did reflect onto me that life is best lived by not giving a fuck.
 
You both should really thank your Dad for that. Guy spends 40 hours a week, 160 a month, and 1920 a year doing something he hates so that you are happy.
 
I just asked my mom for some money for snacks. As she gave me a twenty my dad said "you know he's just gonna turn around and buy a dime bag with that." He knows me too well and I've never been caught.
 
Yea dude, my dad fucking hates his job. It sucks thats what hes stuck with it but hey, the guy managed to come here with $400 cash in his pocket from Poland with no knowledge of English. I would say were doing pretty fucking well since that haha, Hes always pushing me to do the best I can so I dont end up in a shit job. Love my dad so much
 
word for word what my dad has said to me multiple times.

Also:

"Woman, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em"

"Marry the person, not the pussy"

 
lol, this.

my dad used to grab my shoulders and pull back whilst jamming his knee into my lower back.

i hated him for that.

but then again, i walk like god damned forest gump these days.
 
Back when I was 16, I spent all the money in my checking account (all $400 of it) being a dumb high schooler, and I asked if he could help me out a bit. He told me,

"It's ok, I'll front you some of the money and pay for this tuition. But this better not happen again."

Me;"Tuition? How is this tuition?"

Dad:" I understand this is a mistake, but as long as you learn from this and correct your actions for later in life, then it's tuition. If you don't learn from this, i'm not going to be so forthright about fronting the bill next time, and I may even tack on a substantial amount of interest..."

just kinda stuck with me, haven't been that broke since haha
 
He'll give you money so you learn from it (like tuition for college)

But if t happens again, it's more like a student loan that you have to pay back with interest.

Actually really clever IMO
 
You snooze you lose. This quote is used for multiple things that happen in my house on a regular basis.
 
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