Beers don't freeze!!!

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Have you ever heard this before? I learned today that it's not true.

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
its freezes, but anything with alcohol freezes at lower temperatures than most liquids

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
indeed, beer freezes. we've made slushies and popsicles with it

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
 
beersicles are a waste. its gross that way. we did those one night at my bar the nobody liked them. mixed drinks go over much better frozen

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
I guess every liquid has it's freezing point. Make it thaw quicker!

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
i froze an entire 2/4 of kokanee in banff 3 years ago...but after it thawed it was still the same beer. It was in cans though...bottles would probably break n'est-ce-pas?

 
Yea lower freezing point, do you think if you stuck a beer into a case of liquid nitrogen that it woudn't freeze?

 


not only will the alcohol lower the freezing temp but also being under pressure lowers it even further. if you put a beer in the freezeer for ohhhh...say 45 min to an hour and check it, it probably won't be frozen yet. but as soon as you open it it will freeze and expand. try it.

- I ain't never been to Seasame Street, but i can flip a Big Bird....BACOOOOOOCK!!! -
 
no roswel, leaving an open beer to freeze in the freezer is just wrong, thats alcohol abuse, who cares whether beer freezes or not, just drink the shit, and if its frozen and you have a slushy then good for you.

but if i hear another dumb canuk talking about wasting beer, then i'm gonna personaly fly up to ontario and beat some ass myself.

Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?

What? I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost

with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, Right?

Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like

Tssssssss
 
Dirty, you just don't get it do you? I Canada we have two taps in our sinks, one for water and one for beer. When we have something in such abundance we can afford to perform such tests.

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-Dan
 
i tryed to make vodka ice cubes and it didn't work so i just had to drink it all straight... darn

Iwannastompalot:

You could put an earthworm there.

diarrhea:

hell..

i could set your ear on fire, and jump through it on a dirtbike.

haha yeah for 4 ga earrings
 
actually guys, i'm from wisconsin, home to the miller brewing company, the second largest brewery in the world, as well as leinenkugels, which is the 3rd largest microbrewery in the world. so in reguards to beer, my home state makes more beer in one year than all of canada combined, so no need to spray shit about your drinking habits, especially since most of you are too young to legally drink anyways.

i will personally battle anyone on newschoolers.com in a drinking battle with no fear at all. with the exception to ES22.

so suck it bitches.

dmb

Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?

What? I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost

with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, Right?

Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like

Tssssssss
 
you can leave most hard liquor in the freezer for as long as you want and not have to worry about freezing, but the will to let it stay in there is your main problem. chilled alcohol is usually better

 
nice pink floyd icon. and dirty, i'll take you, SHOT FOR SHOT!!!! (not saying i'd win, but it'd be fun! lol)

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
 
a like 10 person NS shot concert would fucking rule

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
 
i could take anyone in a shot contest. i'll down a 26er before you even have time to start drinking.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
 
yeah but dirty, you live in the states...therefore american beer. What's your beer? Like 4%? Pussies.

And darryl, i bet i could keep up with ya :-) At least for a while before i get violent and knock myself out :-)



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
I once heard a story about a dude who was in the army and they went for a march or whatever in the winter, and before they left he hid a bottle of 40% booze in the snow (it was like -35' celcius) I'm too lazy to convert that to your lame ass fahrenheits and when he got back from the march he took a swig from the bottle and died because that shit froze his insides! don't try this at home kids!

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I like the beat and the size does matter

I like the bass when it's big and phatter

I'm on the floor and there's nothing better

I like the beat and the size does matter

 
actually if you are drinking miller its like 4.2% but as for microbrews and ice beers the alcohol content is much higher, anywhere from 5.9% on ice all the way to 10%+ on microbrews.

i have no doubts in my mind that i can singlehandedly take all of you in a beer drinking contest, no doubt.

yeah the onion is from madison, dope newspaper.

dmb

With all due respect to the game, I'm the P-H-enom

Not ready for prime time, be-yond, extinction

Change your way of thinkin, or be-gone

fast the fuck out, somethin stinkin

Could it be the skunk, or could it be that body in the trunk

of my Lincoln, Continental style pop the pussy like a pimple

I'm fed up, I put it in your ear and fuck ya head up

Turnin up the temperature, hold them kids that entered the

36th, master mix shit

Biohazardous, pretentious

Do it for the chemically imbalanced

State your business, pay me at the door

Iron Man, hear me roar on twelve inches

Shell shocked soldier in the trenches

Fire in the hole game commences

Third string rappers play the benches

Reload, there'll be no repentance for souls

Just life sentence, with no chance for parole

and that's real

 
hahahaha....dirty you make me laugh.

first off you gots nutin' on me when it comes to drinking. i'm probably older than most on here and maybe even you so don't bring up age. i'll take you down in a heartbeat.

secondly,.......and this just made me laugh, 'third largest microbrewery'. are you for real....that's like saying you have the third largest dick in the small dick catagory. hahahahahaha

- I ain't never been to Seasame Street, but i can flip a Big Bird....BACOOOOOOCK!!! -
 
hah roswell that made me laugh... I'm sorry I forget your name... I'm sure I met you that one time... you were drunk. so was I. anyways... yeah there are a few on this site that can most likely beat Dirty.

MD... Dain bramaged.

'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
 
if you are refering to the unity thing at blue mountain this past december then ya i probably met you but i forget too. i was the guy holding on to the water cooler for dear life at dougs.

- I ain't never been to Seasame Street, but i can flip a Big Bird....BACOOOOOOCK!!! -
 
if you put a can of beer in a fire it explodes, pretty crazy.

Otter:I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.

-Animal House
 
Dirty you can keep on drinking your Watery miller light,

Canadians will show you what drinking rye straight is all about.

-=[604]=-
 
'it makes me feel all tingly inside... I like it' -Dave on why Rye is so good.

-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
drinking contest? yeah. I'm down. Some of you could prolly beat me though, but i'll drink myself to death trying to win. A good contest is to see who can shot gun 3 cans of wild cat strongs (6.1%) the fastest.

'Everything that can be invented has been invented.'

--Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899

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--Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
 
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