iambusyskiing
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I was supposed to write a piece about the Beartooth Range this month, buut it's almost July and I have still yet to write anything. So for the time being, I'll post the start to the unofficial Beartooth Gnar Book some of us thought of. Pls add more to the list. (On this particular day, the snow was ridiculously firm to ski on so we drank beer and thought of this shit instead...)
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Hitchhike on a motorcycle
+ 100 points
+ 200 points if they let you drive
Use crampons to climb up the cornice
+ 100 points
+ 150 if it's over 50 degrees and sunny
Penguin slide from the bottom of the cornice
+ 200 points
Zipper through the snake line
+25 points
+100 points if you're holding two beers and no poles
Wear ski boots entire trip
+500 points
Wear ski helmet for 24 hours
+250 points
Pee off the poma lift
+50 points
Straight line second chute
+100 points
Switch straight line second chute
+300 points
Kayak down the snow
+500 points
Do an entire rock creek lap naked
+5 points
Pro call out Carl. Only Carl.
+50 points
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Take your friend's skis and leave them at the bottom of the poma
-200
Backslap
-50 points
**This thread was edited on Jul 1st 2018 at 1:39:11am
