Bathrooms?

freewillie

freewillie

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what resorts have the best bathrooms?

Idk bout you guys but I really value my pre-ski shit. The quality of the restroom has a direct impact on the quality of shit, and in turn, the quality of the day.
 
I know, i know, vail resorts suck, but you gotta hand it to em. They get 100+ pre ski shits at their mountains and their bathrooms dont smell. Thats pretty outstanding
 
Sun valley they have marble and gold everything and doors like 5 inches thick that totally seal and make it like one room in stead of a shitty stall.
 
in steamboat I poop at the grand... at the beve I poop at the rits.... if not the family bathroom is a good bet mad room to poop and if anyone calls you on it just say "im a family man"
 
I remember the lodges at Snowbasin being reaaaaallyyyyy nice, and the bathrooms were no exception.
 
13563049:Sequoia said:
Headed out to Vail when I was younger with my dad to ski with a family friend. Since we're from the East coast the guy gave my dad a camelback to combat altitude sickness and keep us hydrated since he didn't want to carry one himself.

Fast forward to the first lift after the ganjola (wildwood, not a short one if I remember correctly), my dad sits back and pops the camelback, soaking everything he's wearing. He proceeds to flip shit, causing a huge scene. Waddles to the nearest bathroom at the top, then proceeds to strip down until he's (I shit you not) butt naked in that very public bathroom and dries each article of clothing under the hand dryers. Pretty difficult image to forget. Needless to say anyone who used that bathroom during that period left with wet hands.
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THat is an awesome story and mad funny.

Your dad should have been arrested for exposing himself to children and I don't know why you chose to stand there and watch him do this instead of waiting outside the restroom but again funny ass story.
 
13563359:PeppermillReno said:
THat is an awesome story and mad funny.

Your dad should have been arrested for exposing himself to children and I don't know why you chose to stand there and watch him do this instead of waiting outside the restroom but again funny ass story.
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I'm no hippie but who cares? Everyone in there has the same clock and balls. No point in getting all worked up on the human body.
 
13563536:DANETRON said:
I'm no hippie but who cares? Everyone in there has the same clock and balls. No point in getting all worked up on the human body.
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I guess your right a naked ass old man in the lavatory is nothing too horrible.
 
13563287:miroz said:
I remember the lodges at Snowbasin being reaaaaallyyyyy nice, and the bathrooms were no exception.
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i almost felt bad taking a dump in the snowbasin bathroom it was so nice
 
Home hill just got a new chalet. The bathrooms have a bout 6 days on em. May not be the best, but they are the freshest
 
topic:freewillie said:
what resorts have the best bathrooms?

Idk bout you guys but I really value my pre-ski shit. The quality of the restroom has a direct impact on the quality of shit, and in turn, the quality of the day.
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Grab a handful of TP and let it go in the bushes, doesn't matter where you are there is a nice bathroom
 
Treetops ski school where I used to work, had toilets that ran warm water

Not overly impressive overall but about the most comfortable shitter I've ever used
 
13563063:Deepskier said:
Sun valley they have marble and gold everything and doors like 5 inches thick that totally seal and make it like one room in stead of a shitty stall.
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This. Sun Valley takes the cake IMO
 
The only things missing at the bathrooms at Snowbasin and Sun Valley are $2,000 an hour hookers and a mountain of coke. They are that nice.
 
13564399:EastShoreDrive said:
The only things missing at the bathrooms at Snowbasin and Sun Valley are $2,000 an hour hookers and a mountain of coke. They are that nice.
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That would be to cheap for them a hooker would have to be at least $3000 every half hour to even be let into the lodge. And each stall needs its own private drug selection like a vending machine just enter what you want.
 
Pretty sure the Ritz at Vail had heated seats. Or maybe it was just warm from the dude who sat there before me idk. It's harder to hover while wearing my outerwear
 
Switched home mountains... Mt. Baker has pretty good bathrooms. Plenty of stalls for the amount of traffic they get and clean all the way around.
 
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