Barbie... LOL

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CrazyChica

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If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the lenght of a normal human.

yeah Harvey

~*How much blood can fall to the soil, before one can feel?*~
 
damn thats hot, I mean, um.... what a freak!!!

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someone find the messanger, and don't forget to shoot.
 
That chick would be just about right for me too. I'm tall. She's got a car, a solid group of friends, a pool, a motorhome, etc. She's a career woman!

'can you parachute down to earth from the moon?'

 
would her boobs still be round with no nipples? Would her underwear be part of her body still?

There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
 
barie is hot as fuck. I wish I was a barbie.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
 
Would she decapitate if you pulled her hair long enough/

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um and she wouldn't even be able to stand

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
wait how can they say how tall she'd be? what is she being compared with for height?

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
barbie is nasty... i can't imagine how that body shape could ever have been considered hot.

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My bunghole it goes RRRACACACAAA
 
^i hope u mean u try not to imagine, haha

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
for ELgato

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
you forgot that if Barbie were real, she wouldn't be physically able to menstruate, and I'm pretty that there wouldn't be enough room in her body to hold all of her internal organs.

Freezy deletes all my posts because he doesn't like me, so I suggest you message him to make him stop.
 
wouldn't sell, and you know how inportant that is

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
i always thought there should be a prison barbie where u get like the pinstriped jumpsuit and a electric chair. then u put ur barbie in it and she melts.

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
i wonder what size here feet wouuld be.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
did you see that mad tv thing where its like BARIBIE, GIRLS GONE WILD!!! and its comes with like a dildo and you can press a button and her shirt pops off. haha so funny, there were like 7 year old kids and shit....hahahaha

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
her feet would be size 4, and her waist would be so small that her body would fold over in half.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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