Bar Etiquette
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onenerdykid
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13469874:Nep.Tuna said:
Not just tip, but tip well. Seriously, this is something I learned early and the staff (obviously so) take note. If you become a regular there, your service will be exponentially better than normal.
californiagrown
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Don't tip large on Thurs, Fri, or Saturday nights. It's a mad rush and your tip does nothing.
Do tip very well on off nights and learn the staffs faces so you can give them a nod or smile if you see them out and about.
Don't think bouncers or bartenders owe you anything. If you are asked to leave, accept it and move on. They will not see the logic in your argument you drunkass.
Don't you fucking dare order a drink with more than 2 ingredients on a Thurs, Fri, or Saturday night.
Do tip very well on off nights and learn the staffs faces so you can give them a nod or smile if you see them out and about.
Don't think bouncers or bartenders owe you anything. If you are asked to leave, accept it and move on. They will not see the logic in your argument you drunkass.
Don't you fucking dare order a drink with more than 2 ingredients on a Thurs, Fri, or Saturday night.
13469896:californiagrown said:
Always tip large if you have a dope bartender, it will benefit you in the future. Tip cash if you can, the bartenders like that.
Find a cool mellow bar to go to first in the night (9pm-11pm) tip them well, talk to the bar tenders, get free drinks down the road, then go cause a ruckus at the rowdy bars.
Always drink before you go, going to a bar sober is the most depressing thing on a friday night.
BUY ROUNDS dont be that poor dude that goes to the bar and buys one beer for himself, if youre there with your homies, buy them a beer, buy them a shot, they will buy them back. Buying rounds is the most efficent way for you and your friends to drink and it helps the bar stay less crowded cause your 5 friends arent trying to get drinks the same time you are.
I always open a tab, makes it easier for me IMO i know alot of people who like to go cash only, helps them limit spending.
Wear a neon shirt that says something like molly, lucy, dubstep. Chug your first 10 beers before going in. Knock things, over, run into people, hit on girls out of your league then call them sluts. Call the bartenders names as well. Start a fight, and get dragged out to the street.
Only way to live bro
Only way to live bro
miroz
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13469896:californiagrown said:
Unless (a) you tip well for it, or (b) it's one of those fishbowl type drinks that you always see girls sharing. Those a big money makers for the bar and they'll happily whip one up for you. We had one at my school's bar called the "Beaver" - it was served in a beer pitcher with ice and straws and had large amounts of booze, beer, and flavored soda/sugar. Hangover recipe.
+1 to everyone who said tip, and another +1 to those who said tip more on quiet nights. Interacting with bartenders on quiet nights will benefit you quickly. They'll start slipping you freebies on those quiet nights and letting you into the bar without paying cover on busy ones.
Make sure you drink at least a third of your drink/beer before you try dancing with it. No one wants that shit sloshed over them on the dance floor because (insert reason for spill here). The floors are already probably sticky enough.
Bring a group. I like to think that there's a "critical mass" effect at bars. If you go to a bar by yourself or with one or two other people, no one will be outright interested in you and you'll have to work to meet people. If you go with a large group and have fun, you'll attract more new people - they'll come to you.
ImNotARacist
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Dont talke shit to bartenders for not serving you Immediately.
Waving your credit card/money in the air makes them not want to serve you even more.
Out of 20 drunk dicks trying to get drinks the homies acting like adults get served first.
shitty tequila gets you just as hammered as the expensive stuff.
Waving your credit card/money in the air makes them not want to serve you even more.
Out of 20 drunk dicks trying to get drinks the homies acting like adults get served first.
shitty tequila gets you just as hammered as the expensive stuff.
.Roockley.
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if you wanna get served quickly try make eye contact with the bartender and say hi, they may not serve you straight away but you'll be one of the next people they go to and make sure you know what drink you want to order dont waste their time
tip big on your first drink and then normal tips for the rest of the night and make sure they see it, they are more likely to serve you quicker when they see you again
if they ask you to leave just go, you wont win that argument and the staff will remember you next time
go in on quiet nights as well, gives you a chance to introduce yourself and make friends with the bar staff and they will probably toss you a couple of drinks if you aren't a dick
tip big on your first drink and then normal tips for the rest of the night and make sure they see it, they are more likely to serve you quicker when they see you again
if they ask you to leave just go, you wont win that argument and the staff will remember you next time
go in on quiet nights as well, gives you a chance to introduce yourself and make friends with the bar staff and they will probably toss you a couple of drinks if you aren't a dick
PeppermillReno
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My suggestion is to always have 1-2 fatties rolled up and ask people who seem chill if they want to step outside and roast one with you. Just a nice way to be social and expand your friend circle and have a good time.
S.J.W
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Tips about picking up chicks.
A simple hello, or I like your shoes, hair, whatever is a lot better than having a wingman say shit like "yeah my buddy fights sharks whilst surfing".
About 5 minutes in, if you haven't already figured out if shes into you or not. Touch her hand or leg, just gently. If she doesn't flinch then shes's into you. If she does, fucking leave.
A simple hello, or I like your shoes, hair, whatever is a lot better than having a wingman say shit like "yeah my buddy fights sharks whilst surfing".
About 5 minutes in, if you haven't already figured out if shes into you or not. Touch her hand or leg, just gently. If she doesn't flinch then shes's into you. If she does, fucking leave.
ImNotARacist
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13471121:VinnieF said:
I bet you sit at home and thinks about stuff like this all the time.
californiagrown
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13471336:Olimar said:
Haha not at all. Ain't nothing wrong with playful or unconscious physical contact if the lady is obviously enjoying your charm and wit.
Drail
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If you are on a budget, bring cash and your id, but leave your debit/credit cards at home. It's amazing how much money you can spend in the moment of drunkenness that will bite you in the ass come rent time.
Not all (actually hardly any) chicks are at the bar to hook up with randoms. Just leave it alone and have fun with your friends. If it happens, it happens, but chasing it will eventually piss off the wrong person and the odds of getting kicked out/beaten up go way up.
Remember that the staff is sober. They are on to you.
Have fun.
Not all (actually hardly any) chicks are at the bar to hook up with randoms. Just leave it alone and have fun with your friends. If it happens, it happens, but chasing it will eventually piss off the wrong person and the odds of getting kicked out/beaten up go way up.
Remember that the staff is sober. They are on to you.
Have fun.
californiagrown
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Drail
Remember that the staff is sober. They are on to you.
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Remember that the staff is sober. They are on to you.
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Turd.Ferguson
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13469979:miroz said:
30 rack of keystone
1.75L of Smirnoff
2 Liter of Sprite or Fanta or whatever
Lemonade powder mix
1 large cooler to mix this shit up
RESULT:
Lots of drunk girls
ImNotARacist
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13471756:SKI.ING said:
I was talking about dicks not chicks. Of course chicks gets served first, why would I need to mention it?
Ive been to every bar in Park City and Downtown SLC therefore I have been to many popular bars.
HamFaceGirl
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You're turning 21 and haven't been to a bar yet!??
LOL
LOL
13469892:.Hugo. said:
Definitely be that guy at the bar because that guy gets laid. Make sure you aggressively push your way through the crowd to establish dominance. Only buy bottles and vodka redbull to show everyone else how awesome you are. Make sure you hold up a $20 bill when you're by the bar screaming out to the bartender I can change your life. If two minutes have gone by and he hasn't given you a drink yet call the bar phone from your cell phone and when he picks up tell him to turn around and wave the money.