Balls.........

[RAEL]

My dumb ass girlfriend gave me mono she has had a fever for like two weeks and the doctor said she had it and now i have a sore throat. has anyone had mono and did it last long?

 

[Troy.]

Give her your cock.

In her mouth

 

[O.RLY]

Tell her the only way that you can be okay with each other is by her letting you poop on her.

 

[JaayLaay]

in the same boat as you man... i got strep though.. haha

 

[skithesprings]

balls to the rescue, along with the rest of the cock...

so what do you need?

 

[AWALLRUS.]

WELL NOW YOU CAN BE SICK TOGETHER. ROMANTIC.

 

[sip166]

you and ur gf should take up a hobby together while you are both sick. Try to learn how to deep throat ice pops....it will feel soooo good on ur throat and once you are done you and your girlfriend will have a skill that can get you out of....and i guess into.... any sticky situation

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

call her a bitch, fuck her face, repeat

 

[Crispy.]

There's your first problem

 

[Skittle.]

 

[dunkaroos]

/thread

 

[J.M]

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[Milksteak]

Sweet name change bro.

 

[Heinzler]

genius, pure genius.

 

[egg.]

dude you gota think about your titles, you got me real excited for a second there

 

[MatRich]

JESUS CHRIST! someone re invent the karma system so his can go over 9000! that was genious!

 

[hoodratz47]

omg.. funny story.. i got my freinds little sister to do the deep throat trick. she was like. wow. i did not gag.. i was dying.

 

[TTSwitchrider674]

u might want to add some background info for that one, or people are going to get the wrong idea haha