OR, you just fuck him. jesus, are you kids new to this or something? you always have sex with the cop that gives you a ticket, if they're the same gender as you that is, something about colonial law or something from the pilgram days that still holds for no reason, like the right to bear arms. don't believe me? look it up
be aware, ski with care
'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'