Bad Shrooms

My friend ate a good amount of shrinks and just sat at the top of a peak we hiked up for 6 hrs straight and would not move, saying things like if skied that snow the monsters would grab his skis
 
Be smart and 100% sure you're ready (mentally) before you trip....know a fair number of people who had bad trips, and a few that had significant consequences (jail/probation) because of them.

 
So I was skiing with my friend

THEN

All the sudden I was on mad shrooms tripping so hard heading for a 120 foot booter. I was like holy fuck I'm going to die. I might have pissed my pants a little

THEN

I came up the takeoff and just ducked my head hoping to get the crazy shit to go away. I started flying through the air in different ways through colors and different wave lengths. It was awesome but scary.

THEN

I was somehow skiing again

I guess this is what it looked like apparently...

Scariest day of my life
 
I don't know but this one time on a bad trip I was having sex with this girl and I somehow broke her nose.

Then I apparently ran naked on the street and screamed:

I've killed the great sorceres!!!!

And I kept jumping around until the cops found me.
 
I freaked the fuck out cuz i thought water was pouring out of my stomach. i woke up and all was fine, but till i fell asleep i thought i was gonna die. BOOMERS!
 
It did.

Full version is complicated but last night I was drink so i stuck to the short version.

According to the police report I punched that girl in the face: she got mad and started to hit me so I ran out of her house not wearing anyhting yelling crazy things.

Thank god there were some bicycyle cops nearby otherwise I for sure would have ended up in a canal.
 


Hope you can read Dutch:

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Nans.

Claim something ridiculous, post story in another language from a place where nobody skis.

Now we need video proof, eye witnesses, cross examination of those witnesses, a court to determine whether the video, if provided, is even admissible.
 
me and this kid bought an eigth each cause we planned on tripping that night. we were chilling in my room and he was in a bad mood so everything that came out of his mouth was negative, as if he had a problem with everything with the food he was eating and shit that was on tv. he ate his slice in my room and i had eaten my slice before we got to my room so they were already digesting in my stomach... i told him i didnt want to trip with him cause i wanted to have a good trip and he obviously wasnt feeling great and he took it the wrong way and left. i took a shower and by the time i had got into the bathroom everything started to feel funky. i massaged my neck and head in the shower (try it, it feels great when yer tripping) and was feeling more positive than i had ever in my life.

ok im just fucking ranting now... so later that night my friends picked me up and we went to this kids house. i was laying on his bed staring at all the posters in his room cause they were fucking sweet. all of a sudden i just got really depressed and started thinking about all the lonely people in the world and how theyre life sucks and whatever. i just couldn't get out of this rut of thinking about sad people and negative stuff.. i cried a little (by this time everyone else was outside at the bonfire they made) so i got my shit together and went outside to the fire. didn't even say a word to anyone. it was sketchy as fuck, i just wasn't acting myself at all. so someone decided to rage then get something to eat. we left and i cried a little more. i told the kid who was driving to just bring me home, so we were on the way and i took this kid's joint, told the driver to park in a little niche on the side of a neighborhood. of course a fucking cop drives by real slow and stops for a sec, so everyone else freaked the fuck out as i was just babbling about random shit when i was trying to get the joint lit so i just hopped in the car, told eeveryone to shut the fuck up, and to take me home so i could "smoke this joint cause i needed to get to sleep somehow". haha lol then i bawled on the way to my house and cried myself to sleep.

bad fucking trip, just wasn't fun at all.

inb4 i have the ability to give birth to children
 
Ate some shrooms that were a couple weeks old, had a great trip the week before... Everything went bad, my friend started bad tripping first, and then he left with someone else and I was stuck at home and I felt like I just got ditched, and I didn't want to leave because I didn't want to venture out into my neighbourhood by myself when I had just eaten shrooms. Started feeling really bad, decided to go lay down in bed and listen to some calming music... Bad decision. Thought I was going to fail out of school and fuck up my finals... So much bad shit, felt like I was the hugest fuckup. It kept building too, I was starting to think I was poisoned but I got out of bed and went and talked to some people who helped me recover and get into an alright state of mind before I fell asleep.

In the end you just have to remember that you're on drugs lol.
 
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