Baby names

FishChowder

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So my wife and I have found out we're having another kid. This will be #4 in our home (and the last!!!) We have my step-son, Jack (12). My daughter (home half the time), Mia (7). Our son, Hiro (1.5). And now the unknown gendered baby due sometime in March-ish.

So let's hear your thoughts on boy and girl names. We'll see if you get shot down from my wife as quickly as I do.
 
We need to know your last name

Also if i were you id have gotten snipped a long time ago. 4 kids? Holy fuckin nightmare
 
13709276:CaptainObvious. said:

This made me laugh out loud. I haven't heard Trogdor in years!

13709330:cornholio said:

Creative, but I already know she would veto that one.

13709349:.Hugo. said:
We need to know your last name

Also if i were you id have gotten snipped a long time ago. 4 kids? Holy fuckin nightmare

Last name is Getson (not like Jetson). I told her I was getting snipped before. That didn't work....kinda like she bought me condoms for my birthday....then proceeded to throw one across the room when I actually tried to use it. I really had no choice in having another kid. She has accepted that I am now done and seems to be ok with it now, despite her "I want all the babies!" feelings. Having 3 isn't so bad, so I don't think 4 will be terrible. I mean, the 12 year old disappears to the basement to play PS4 so he's not around much, but helps with the baby so that's good. The 7 year old watches the 12 year old play PS4 so she's never around and she is only with us 2-3 days a week. Worst case scenario, if it's really a nightmare, I'll just move out west somewhere and start skiing big mountains instead of our 400' joke of a hill.
 
13709356:Getson said:
Last name is Getson (not like Jetson). I told her I was getting snipped before. That didn't work....kinda like she bought me condoms for my birthday....then proceeded to throw one across the room when I actually tried to use it. I really had no choice in having another kid. She has accepted that I am now done and seems to be ok with it now, despite her "I want all the babies!" feelings. Having 3 isn't so bad, so I don't think 4 will be terrible. I mean, the 12 year old disappears to the basement to play PS4 so he's not around much, but helps with the baby so that's good. The 7 year old watches the 12 year old play PS4 so she's never around and she is only with us 2-3 days a week. Worst case scenario, if it's really a nightmare, I'll just move out west somewhere and start skiing big mountains instead of our 400' joke of a hill.

Congratulations man. I have a few friends with 3-4 kids and they love it. It basically sounds like once you pass the 3 kid threshold, it doesn't get all that much more difficult. Busy for sure, but not necessarily harder.

As for names, just don't change the spelling of a normal name just to be 'unique'. That might be my biggest pet peeve with the current generation of parents. I mean if my parents had named me Jayceson instead of Jason, I would be pissed.
 
Oscar, Dwight, Jim, Michael, Kevin, or Stanley if a dude

Pam, Angela, Kelly, Phillis, or Merideth if a girl.
 
My cousin just named his twin maddox and pheonix. It is the most douchey set of neames I can imagine. Anything not trendy and douchey would be fine
 
girl: patty

Boy: polo

boy walks to the pool, hears "Marco, POLO, Marco, POLO"

Girl watches spongebob, hears "Imma be flipping patties in the back."
 
13709710:1kewldewd said:
My cousin just named his twin maddox and pheonix. It is the most douchey set of neames I can imagine. Anything not trendy and douchey would be fine

Amen to that.

Also as expected, Trogdor was vetoed.
 
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I was on a plane the other day, and heard this lady behind me talking to her kid, Emerson. I thought, damn these people and their trendy boy names.

Flight ends, I stand up and look behind me. Emerson is her DAUGHTER.

WTF people. Jesus christ
 
13712160:treebeard said:
I was on a plane the other day, and heard this lady behind me talking to her kid, Emerson. I thought, damn these people and their trendy boy names.

Flight ends, I stand up and look behind me. Emerson is her DAUGHTER.

WTF people. Jesus christ

I don't even see how you could know emerson was a male or female name. I've never heard that name in my life
 
13712181:J_S said:
I don't even see how you could know emerson was a male or female name. I've never heard that name in my life

emerSON. history of naming dictates (or used to) that a name ending in "son" means you are the male child of your father of the same name
 
13712160:treebeard said:
I was on a plane the other day, and heard this lady behind me talking to her kid, Emerson. I thought, damn these people and their trendy boy names.

Flight ends, I stand up and look behind me. Emerson is her DAUGHTER.

WTF people. Jesus christ

Yo thats my name. Kinda sucks because everyone thinks I have 2 last names, and because it's become really popular recently to give your daughter that name.
 
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