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'New gadget allows alcohol to be inhaled

The inventor of a gadget that enables people to inhale alcohol through their nose or mouth claim it doesn't cause hangovers.

Dominic Simler, 30, discovered that by mixing spirits with pure oxygen, a cloudy alcohol vapour can be created which can be either snorted or inhaled.

He is marketing it as AWOL, or Alcohol With Out Liquid, and says it can be used to consume any spirit.

Mr Simler said: 'AWOL has got to be the ultimate way to consume your favourite shot. The effect is unlike any experience to date. The vapour produces an instant 'high' with no hangover the next day.'

The spirit is poured into a special diffuser capsule which is then plugged into an oxygen generator.

Once inhaled, the alcoholic gas goes straight into the bloodstream to give an instant 'hit''

this was taken fromhttp://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_841109.html?menu=

anyways the inventor also said that when he first tested it with ONE shot of absinth, he couldnt stand for three hours.. also consuming one shot will take about an hour from you.. and it gives you 10x effect compared to normal boozing..

SOUNDS WICKED COOL!! i wanna try that one!!

hmmm...
 
so basically snorting alcohol, very effiently... sounds like a good way to fuck youself up.

-Pat Melvin

WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
wow, another way to get wasted.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
according to BOC gasses: 'Inhalation of 1000ppm ethanol has caused slight symptoms of poisoning and 5000ppm can cause morbid sleepyness and strong stupor.' sounds like you gotta be REAL careful with your dosage. what a moron.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I now have this new found passion for cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

 
Thats gotta be the greatest invention ever

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thatd be cool, hey man you wanna get drunk tonight?? we can snort it up our nose and fall all over the place ahhaha

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my uncel told me about how inhaling alchol was much better a long time ago. He makes alot, i mean alot of booze, and he figured out that when you breath in the fumes, you get drunk. i never thought of making somthing like this though... thats such a good idea.

-Thom Savery

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fuck that. another part of drinking is that some drinks taste good.

if you give your clone a hand job, is it masturbation or incest?

-lateralis
 
There's a certain drink you can make that involves a straw, fire, and a number of glasses that does the same thing. You suck the alcohol up through a straw, and bam you're drunk.

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I just can't wait until this moron tries this with something near or above 150proof.

He will learn mighty fast why fire is correctly called 'oxidization'.

Ya, that is what I plan on doing, adding a shit load of pure oxygen into a volatile hydrocarbon and making sure that my face is really close by.....

Prediction: This guy makes the Darwin award list.

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dick, you cant do bodyshots with awol.

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cant remember what this is called, but it fucks you up nice and quick.

microwave shot of vodka for 15-30 seconds depending on microwave.

light vodka on fire.

put fire out.

sniff fumes.

shoot vodka as chaser(no alcohol left in it).

enjoy.

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
all this deal would do is extract the alcohol from whatever ur drinkin and give it to u straight up

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
which is exactly y it would fuck ur ass up quick and hard^

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
well he will either make a shitload of cash, have it become the new craze in clubs, or someone will get really fucked up on em, die, and get it outlawed.... gotta love modern law

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
Why would anyone want to take drinking away from getting drunk? I bet the guy that invented this doesn't fuck either, he just jerks off in a condom and calls that sex. Let's all go to the bar and get wasted on aircohol... Yipee!

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
aircohol. hahaha. so good

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.

 
while that would take away the social aspect of drinking at bars and such, imagine the positive possibilites. college students wouldnt have to worry about getting caught drinking anymore in the dorms. high school kids could get wasted at school all the time wihout smuggeling in a single beer. family gettogether bumming you out? snort a line of rum and it will seem like a whole new party. i wonder if you can get alcohol poisioning from this stuff.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
Alcohol Poisoning... if the mofo had one shot of that and couldnt walk for 3 hours u go and take ur usual 5 or 6 shots and well find out what happens after ur bodybagged. This shit goes strait to ur blood so it is way more powerful then going through ur stomach

 
I just read in an old Maxim that swedish teens stuff rags soaked in ethanol up their asses and get drunk that way.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I now have this new found passion for cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

 
^haha..are those the same fuckers that takes shots and their house pets?

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that seems really cool and everything but i wouldn't do it all the time instead of partying. how would a drinking be played with that stuff?

 
yeah thats why he said it was 10x stronger than a shot, so for you math whizzes out there 1 aircohol shot = 10 alcohol shots

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what? i don't do math

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