Awkwardly getting a boner onstage and on national television?

[ButteredToast.]

...Check.

 

[deleted5]

you ever see the movie sex drive?

 

[saucybiscuits]

first thing that popped into my mind also

 

[nickyp]

Then again, he had been talking to Holly Willoughby before hand, and then was standing in front of Cheryl Cole, so i don't blame at all

 

[Peter.]

i literally just saw that last week and it isn't ringing a bell

 

[prontocuts.com]

Lol popped into ur mind, I c wut ur doin

 

[Mavrck]

no homo but I don't think he was logged up. He had a serious bulge goin in most of the interviews. Dudes just packin heat. All the women in the audience were giggling nervously because they all wanted a peice. Steve is a champ

 

[messplay]

that is not a boner otherwise it would have gradually inched its way upward and outward - becoming parallel or perpendicular to the floor.

i just think he's packin'

 

[Spillway_East]

ok boner expert

so awkward for his daughters to watch that crotch shot zoom in.

 

[TheHamburglar]

fuck my names steve too

 

[0ptions]

His daughters were bangin.

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

and dannii minogue

 

[Dr.Murkenstein]

well i am the boner expert, but that looked like a sock

 

[Mtougas]

i bet he got laid after the show.

 

[Relish_man]

lol at your avatar, cant believe mods havent noticed it yet

 

[Dr.Murkenstein]

you are an idiot.

 

[ButteredToast.]

DUDE. YOUR AVATAR!?!?

 

[Jwalk]

That is one step towards making public boners less awkward

 

[grimlandm]

Steve totally kept his cool, I would have flipped some people off at least.

 

[hurrisun]

haha what a fuckin g he knew he had a chubby weener and tight pants and that he was gunna be on national tv but he went any ways

and any man who makes daughters that hot is A-ok with me

 

[PeterWojnar]

I just love the way the two male judges made puns the whole way through

 

[messplay]

that's a verrry limp boner.

 

[sol-JAH.boi]

i lold when the judge said "i dnt think you have the whole package"