Awesome Athlete Names

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So I was watching football and realized how great some peoples name's are as a result of an urban-ghetto childhood, a different culture, asshole parents, or sheer bad luck. Here is my list so far and feel free to add in some:

Mike Hunt - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hunt

D'Brickashaw Ferguson - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Brickashaw_Ferguson

Chief Kickingstallionsims - Alabama State Basketball

Exree Hipp - Maryland Basketball

Dick Pole - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Pole

Majestic Mapp and Scientific Mapp - Florida A&M and Virginia Basketball

Champ Bailey - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champ_Bailey

Rusty Kuntz - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz

Johnny Dickshot - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dickshot

Miroslav Satan - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miroslav_%C5%A0atan

Popeye Jones - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_Jones

Dick Trickle - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_trickle

Ben Gay - Cleveland Browns

Kyle Sackrider - Michigan State Football

De'Cody Fagg - Florida State Football

Kosuke Fukudome - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukudome

Longar Longar - Oklahoma Basketball

Chubby Cox - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chubby_Cox

Ron Tugnutt - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Tugnutt

Dick Butkus - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus

Gregor Fucka - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Fucka

Coco Crisp - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_Crisp

Lucious Pusey - Eastern Illinois Football

Bake McBride - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bake_McBride

Taco Wallace - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_Wallace

D'Qwell Jackson - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Qwell_Jackson

Will Barrow - Virginia Lacrosse

Pokey Reese - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokey_Reese

Baskerville Holmes - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baskerville_Holmes

and lastly...

Collin Collins. I feel bad for you man.

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

id rather colin colins over rusty cuntz or mike hunts
but that list is filled with lol

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

there is a guy int the baseball hall of fame named gaylord

 

[RubberSoul]

speaking of which, is that guy's name seriously collin collins? i'll take whatever his parents were smoking when they named him..

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

Chad Ochocinco. Come on guys...

 

[Squid.]

There was a basketball player at my school named Majok Majok Majok. First middle and last name

 

[chardi]

at some point you just have to stop and say, come on. i mean, at some point its not funny coincidence and just becomes the parents having a cruel sense of humor.

 

[Dntel.]

Collins is just so nice, they named him twice!

 

[Relish_man]

Bobby Brown?

 

[chardi]

that would be a really cool name, if it wasn't for that coke addict

 

[.thedude]

Whenever I lifted in PE last year I would refer to myself as Thunderbolt Lebron James Don't-Fuck-With-Us Wu-Tang Brown.

 

[asapCferg]

i really hope you know thats not his real name

 

[Mr.Turtle]

I really hope you know he legally changed it to that

 

[asapCferg]

well yea, but he wasn't born with that name like all the other athletes that were listed..get what i mean?

 

[skiingperson1]

 

[scratchproteen]

Haha the best two ever are in the OP.

Coco Crisp and Pokey Reese....haha.

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

The first base coach for the Kansas City Royals.

 

[NS=NeverSki]

Tony Hawk

 

[Deletedtoday]

Mack Strong is the best name for a fullback

 

[elliotness]

what about coco crisp he used to play for the indians with milton bradley in the outfield i think there was another funny named player too in the outfield with them

 

[Chompo.]

There is a city in Michigan named gaylord

 

[.Cal.]

picaboo street.

 

[garrets]

Colin Collins is the WORST name.

 

[ORDEAL]

There's a kid in my grade named Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

 

[Turner.]

Daren Puppa (pronounced poo-pa)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daren_Puppa

me and my brother had his hockey card when we were younger.

 

[WaterBottle]

 

[hellyeaaaah]

Collin Collins isn't really that bad, Chubby Cox was the funniest though IMO

 

[Anathema]

YYYYYYYYYYOGI BERRA

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

Prince Fielder

 

[technique.]

i dont know what you guys are talkin about, but Collin Collins is the SICKEST name.

 

[apcaipse]

this is so epic.

 

[van_ski]

 

[Dirty_Griddle]

Dwellie Striggles- DB for UB Bulls

i couldnt believe that was actually his name

 

[Peter.]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

that face fits the name perfectly

 

[84891jnf92048]

i know collin collins is a pretty bad name, but i love it. it flows. probably because its the same name twice...

 

[Username_42069]

Brett Bucktooth, straight off the res

 

[whegrodamus.]

Ricky Bobby

Tyson Gay

 

[nickharris]

Theres a kid at my school named Eric Shin.

Think about it. It sucks

 

[shibby]

Usain Bolt. Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo.

 

[mike720b]

Duany Duany...