Aviation puns

[El.Guapo]

Considering there is a thread on nautical puns. I made one for aviation

http://www.couriermail.com.au/ipad/exhausted-pilots-caused-crash/story-fn6ck55c-1226246856946

I will start us off: thats gonna cost alot of G's to fix

maybe he should have been more lifted to fly

 

[PJS.]

that thread made me nautious.

 

[soulskier]

i feel like a lot of these are going to go wright over everyone's heads

 

[PJS.]

Yaw'll just have to keep up.

 

[PON3]

I really hope this thread takes off.

 

[TeamJones]

Rolling over to aviation puns already?

 

[Billek]

Now that's an attitude that will lead us towards success.

 

[PJS.]

*altitude

 

[MFM]

I'm sure this thread will takeoff sometime but it's really just up in the air.

 

[Billek]

*attitude

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

Wow, already turbulence in this thread

 

[Mike-O]

I failed my aviation exam yesterday, but I was just winging it.

 

[steeze-gwop.]

I really hope this thread takes off.

 

[TOAST.]

I give you props for trying.

 

[Mike-O]

Damn it... Yeah, I'm not too versed in aviation speak.

 

[DIX~]

I was hoping to give this thread a good start but it's already taken off

 

[PON3]

lol that was so funny it rudderd me speechless.

 

[feihlination]

i dont like these threads, they are just plane stupid.

 

[El.Guapo]

the turbulance in this thread really elevated quickly

 

[aint.no.thang]

 

[TOAST.]

You may enjoy them more if you're high.

 

[steezbox]

.

 

[Billek]

Yeah, this thread is in a tailspin.

 

[Anathema]

i think you've just lost that lovin feelin..

 

[Blurst]

Your totally wright. This thread will never fly with the moderators.

 

[Rob.]

Now this thread is heading on the right track

+K

 

[Rob.]

Have you tried using a penetration approach?

 

[yuck]

this thread is propelling it's way to success

 

[soulskier]

sadly it woy

 

[soulskier]

sadly it would appear that this thread is stalling out

 

[Ski_Alot]

guys keep it up, we can't let it stall

 

[JeremyClarkson]

i hate these threads, theyre just plane stupid

 

[Heart]

this thread is really getting into gear

 

[Amadeus.]

the female flight attendants call me big PAPI!

 

[PON3]

I think this thread has lost its touch, it needs to be derailed

seewhatididthere.jpg

 

[DoteMoney]

hey guys i took my aviation exam today and i'm pretty sure that i bombed it.

 

[TallerThanThou]

Your statement will now be disregarded as it was not written in pun form. Don't think you can just ...glide... into this thread without some sort of linguistic trickery in your language luggage.

 

[NinetyFour]

admins, ditch this thread now......

 

[Billek]

Why not? It seems to be fairing very nicely.

 

[technique.]

it's pretty successful actually. you're just a soar loser

 

[Airspeed-X]

Sorry I can't resist, I couldn't see this thread depressurize so I'm bringing it back to new heights.

 

[corona]

props to those who made some good ones

 

[Airspeed-X]

We need more traffic in this circuit.

 

[TOAST.]

the days since I last posted in this thread seem to fly by.

 

[p-fo]

Well, I was almost ready to let this one slide into a flatspin, but I will provide a little extra thrust instead.

 

[cow.]

this pun is 747 times better than the others.

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

+k to whoever gives me the link to the nautical pun ones, and

sex with flight stewerdasess and clouds and what not

 

[extravert]

I'm glad this landed on the first page again. There are some first class responses.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

this thread is spiraling out of control

 

[iFlip]

Just thought I'd jet on in here and see what's up.

 

[marsh.]

just gonna jet in here