Avalanches Are A Scam

ski_salmon69

ski_salmon69

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Avalanches are fake, they’re a false creation by backcountry elitists to gatekeep big mountain skiing. Wake up people, it’s just a fear tactic so they can have the mountains to themselves
 
So are tree wells. Thank God Black Diamond woke up and stopped making avalungs.

Side note, I was on the lift and saw a Jerry get buried today at Snowshoe (he was on a closed trail- shoulda been open tho imo). Was on his back, head downhill, could only see his skis and boots...completely immersed for 15ish seconds before he finally started moving to get out. Thought I was gonna have to go help for a moment
 
14381718:iFlip said:
Birds are also fake. They’re all just camera drones the government uses to spy on us.
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This is what they want you to believe. Really the government is fake and the world is controlled by birds
 
And you guys mean to tell me ski patrol deliberately sets them off with explosives to ensure "Safety" for skiers??? Uhhhh how is sluffing out a sweet powder run "keeping us safe"???? More like saving the good skiing for yourselves and giving us the scraps. LAME.
 
Saw a snowboarder get stuck on ballhooter under the snow, took his board off and walked into the woods to smoke one no doubt. It was a funny day watching the jerries.

Dude scorped himself on choker In a ditch it was great

I had a blast lapping knotbumper and on glades, it was closed, no one on it, woods were deep, shooting the lip off hootenanny to knotbumper was fun

Cascade at silver creek had some nice mounds for bouncing, few very small lips to send, scorped myself it was awesome

did you see the dude in the Chevrolet jacket? He tried following me I think on shays, turned around saw him tomahawk into da woods, boutta pooped my pants laughing.

Gotta shoutout to snowshoe patrollers for being super cool, I was seen on multiple closed trails multiple times, 0 beef.

and the cup run liftie that broomed his ass off cleaning the lift seats on a pow day

14381685:HypeBeast said:
So are tree wells. Thank God Black Diamond woke up and stopped making avalungs.

Side note, I was on the lift and saw a Jerry get buried today at Snowshoe (he was on a closed trail- shoulda been open tho imo). Was on his back, head downhill, could only see his skis and boots...completely immersed for 15ish seconds before he finally started moving to get out. Thought I was gonna have to go help for a moment
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Same with silica gel packets, the do not eat warning are for the global elites to keep them all for themselves

Free yourself, eat a silica gel packet
 
14382111:SavageBiff said:
did you see the dude in the Chevrolet jacket? He tried following me I think on shays, turned around saw him tomahawk into da woods, boutta pooped my pants laughing.

Gotta shoutout to snowshoe patrollers for being super cool, I was seen on multiple closed trails multiple times, 0 beef.

and the cup run liftie that broomed his ass off cleaning the lift seats on a pow day
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Nah I didn't. That's good to know about patrol cuz half that shit coulda been open. I wasn't about to risk losing my pass cuz I got a few big trips upcoming
 
For real I mean do you see any avalanches in mid west? Of course not because the elites don't care about the little mounds we call mountains not back country enough for them to hide it.
 
I don’t often Duck and I have a few trips coming up too it’s that time of year but fuck I couldn’t help it

14382182:HypeBeast said:
Nah I didn't. That's good to know about patrol cuz half that shit coulda been open. I wasn't about to risk losing my pass cuz I got a few big trips upcoming
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Big Avalanche is just a subsidiary of Big Powder who are selling the myth that you need wider skis to bolster their investments in wax manufacturing
 
Facets were invented in 1994 in Colorado by Vail resorts to force BC skiers into the resort because of "Avy danger".

BC skiers only co-opted the movement. Its always been a Vail false flag operation under the guise of "nature". Avy forecasters, NSP, and SAR are simply paid off crisis actors.
 
AIARE has been making us pay hundreds of dollars for misinformation for YEARS...

Risk Management? psh... this is America... we wouldnt exist if we didnt take risks... FREEDOM
 
And they shut down traffic on major highways! Millions of dollars lost every year over this lie. We should defund avalanche control and get this economy rolling again!
 
14382316:Goretex_Vidal said:
Big Avalanche is just a subsidiary of Big Powder who are selling the myth that you need wider skis to bolster their investments in wax manufacturing
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Don't even get me started on Big Wax. Haven't waxed my skis in years, they can't tell me what to do.
 
14382439:TOAST. said:
Don't even get me started on Big Wax. Haven't waxed my skis in years, they can't tell me what to do.
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I’m anti wax.

wax gets into the cores of your skis and turns them to noodles.

like, what’s even in it? How do we know? We’ve been lied to before. Fuck big wax and fuck joe biden
 
14382493:pizzaslush said:
Snowshoe avalanches killed half the population of West Virginia in 2008, 8 people died :/
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At the same time as the Global Financial Crisis? Read between the lines you fucking sheep.

bahhhhhh bahhhhh
 
14382179:flavourtown said:
Same with silica gel packets, the do not eat warning are for the global elites to keep them all for themselves

Free yourself, eat a silica gel packet
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I keep a pez dispenser filled with silica gel on me at all times in case of spontaneous silica deprivation
 
It’s a dirty communist lie. No such thing as too much snow

topic:ski_salmon69 said:
Avalanches are fake, they’re a false creation by backcountry elitists to gatekeep big mountain skiing. Wake up people, it’s just a fear tactic so they can have the mountains to themselves
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14382474:JAHBRADOR said:
I’m anti wax.

wax gets into the cores of your skis and turns them to noodles.

like, what’s even in it? How do we know? We’ve been lied to before. Fuck big wax and fuck joe biden
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I've waxed like 4 times and my skis are still slow!
 
14382553:skierman said:
Jesus is my avalanche beacon.
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