ATTN : all CU freshman

tacobellslayer

tacobellslayer

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Baker basement bros are holding it down harder than any other hall on campus. 4 ambulances, 5 arrests in the first weekend and many ladies slain on a daily basis. Goml

That is all
 
baker always holds it down hard. when i was in baker in 06 there was pretty much a constant campus police presence by 2nd semester.

that being said i dont think we had 4 ambulances in a week ever...that just makes it seems like its full of 18 yr old retards that dont know how to drink yet.

1st one to get laid in the elevator, 2nd floor classrooms, on 3rd floor roof, and make a drop in down the stairs of the NE wing for the urban df outside wins!

 
ha classic freshman drinking too much and being idiots. You kids need to relax. I'm actually a freshie though Cheyho basement, 007. First to have sex in the shower, claim/
 
CU graduate here, but Im proud to say ive had sex in the Hellems bathroom, in the stall where the doors are 3 feet tall and anyone who takes a dump in their has a full frontal view of anyone else in the bathroom.

I got a couple other outdoor spots on campus that are pretty funny too.
 
im jealous. i have a friend whos in the baker basement and its hella fun. willard kinda sucks though...
 
Holdin it down in the Crosman basement where it's all engineering guys that play WOW all day and read 24/7. Gotta love it... :(
 
there not secret, just funny incidents looking back now. Like behind coors events center by the outdoor bball hoops at like 4am, and some guy decided to go on a jog at that time and ran by us without looking down or saying anything to us.
 
hehe, not really remembering making this.. not too proud of those any more either, must have been after a night on the hill...

The police are gooooood friends with us at baker now, so the rest of campus can probably be a little more chill now..

Also if anyone is reading this on here, youre cool enough to check out the baker basement. room 76 give a knock

 
It's good to hear you weren't wholeheartedly serious about such a douchey bro claim. CU has enough of those already.
 
the apology makes it worst almost.

"oh, sorry bro, i was SOO drunk i don't even remember"
 
For all you Hallet heads - if you jump up and punch the top of the elevator at night it should take you down to the basement.

Or at least it did back in the day.
 
Cheyho got retarded last night. Pretty much like 10 kids tripping on acid & mushrooms, getting naked & calling their parents, diabetics almost dying, god damn. kids need to relax, its just college go meet some girls or something
 
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A night on the fucking hill! And I felt like I belonged there! Then I realized people who can drink are at the bars.

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We're chill with the police.

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Then we realize... we're still freshmen.
 
I know one of you is the kid i saw in front of the C4C today with a blue hoodie red ribbing below the knees.

Admit
 
well fucking done.i dont even want to poo in these ever fucking mini doors.

although i think i would fuck in it if given the chance.

also op. read this in 6-9 months (more realistically 2-3 years) and you will soon realize how fucking stupid you were.
 
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