ATTENTION POT SMOKERS WHO TRAVEL

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Ur a moron. Forget about it twist it in a blunt.

10 years ago it would be strait to somehow bring it back on you.

But now...they have those crazy ass scaners where you hold up your hands and they can detect anything in your pocket. Guess what, it doesn't just fuck you if you want to bring a gun on the plane they'll see drugs. Even a girl putting shit up here pussy might not be enough this day in age.

Before those scanners I'd always pack my buds in my ski boots. I figured the thick ass plastic on the boot would show up more than a baggie and pipe inside it. But the new shit is no joke.

Please tell me u seriously wanted to smuggle a fuckin eight back from Jamaica thats fuckin pathetic I hope you try and get busted for being that dumb.
 
Hey fucktard op, have fun getting an international trafficking ticket. The fact that you would even consider risking something like that is incredibly stupid. Its a drug you fiendy 15 year old, just buy more when you get home.
 
cover the sack in coke, shouldnt be hard do find. the coke make it so the dogs can smell the bud. reaserch it. its how they hid jews in WWII, it works for people, so it will work for the reefer
 
the gauntlet has been thrown, OP no longer has a choice. Get the oil and lube that sphincter because that bud is going up your bum.
 
Jar of peanut butter. Scoop out the middle, put in your bag, put the middle butter back in microwave and you're good to go.

If you really don't want to get caught, heat up a metal stick with a jet lighter, and reseal the jar.
 
In Canada we call it an 1/8th. Never heard of 'slice' or 'cut' until today. Maybe I'm getting old and I'm not in with the new lingo or something.

You gusys should call an ounce a pizza or cake or something. No? Ok, I'll shut up now.
 
3.5 and yeah, it's not something new.

3.5 is an 8th of an ounce, onion, zip, pizza, z, 8 slices in a pizza pie. not that hard.
 
i dont think its new, probably just lingo that doesnt go everywhere the same speed. just like different people have different names for pot in different places
 
If/when you get caught I hope your parents are super proud that you NEEDED to bring back $40 worth of weed. You fucking kidding me man? If TSA sees that your coming from Jamaica they will search every nook and cranny of your luggage. Be smart.

Is $40 worth of weed worth a very large number of years in the slammer?
 
Carry it on you pussy. If you're only 15 you can't get in too much trouble anyways.

It'll be a good story for the kids.
 
obvious troll is obvious, seriously, who the fuck risks international drug smuggling charges for 3 grams of fucking weed, thats just beyond retarded
 
Derp.

Did you know sometimes people use slang instead of saying

Hey bro, can you bring me an 8th of marijuana, actually make that 25 marijuanas and 2 pots.

No point in spelling something out when people know what you're talking about without having to.
 
ya man! once they see hes from jamaica they will totally target him as a drug smuggler and search everything he has with the utmost scrutiny. and once they find the 3gs, i bet theyll throw his 15 year old ass in a max. security prison!
 
Buy a cylinder of pringles chips, take out all the chips, eat a couple, put illegal item in the bottom and replace the chips on top, close the lid. viola! me and some kids on my hockey team did this when we smuggled tins across the boarder from u.s.a back to canada.
 
The only times I've done it was when I was flying in the states and even then, I never had it on my person. I always put it in my checked luggage and it was a small amount....maybe 2 small j's worth. I dont know how you could go about it that way but I always put it in a compact in my makeup bag. Coming from Jamaica though I would say it's probably not worth it. Smoke it and enjoy your last day or so there.
 
Once I took an international flight and my sister realized the next day that she had about half a gram in a baggie in her pocket. She didn't want to throw it away so she flew back home with it in her pocket again a few days later.
 
One of my professors is a big dude and he said he swallowed about a pound all in little baggies and flew across the atlantic with it in his gut then pooped it out when he got to the states.
 
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