ATTENTION: ALL RESIDENTS OF NORTH WEST WASHINGTON AND THE GREATER SEATTLE AREA

[christopherx]

I BRING YOU THE GREATEST NEWS SINCE SATAN'S RETURN.

IN AND OUT BURGER IS FINALLY COMING.

"In-N-Out founders have finally negotiated a deal of $6 million from private investors to expand the business to Downtown Bellevue. The highest demanded fast food burger joint will finally be making its way to the City of Bellevue.

This will be its first restaurant outside their “no more than one day’s drive from the Baldwin Park distribution center” rule. The restaurant will be located off Bellevue Way and 6th st. Construction will start mid April."

http://www.eatbellevue.com/2011/04/in-n-out-burger-finally-opening-in-bellevue/

 

[majesticunicorn]

why does Pennsylvania always get the fucking shaft

 

[snow_biz]

omgomgomgomgomgomg yussssssssss! life made

 

[SirFryanator]

win

 

[roddy116]

lucky bastards

 

[Clark_Griswold]

SO STOKED!

 

[Radio]

yup. b town repin.

 

[Radio]

bellevue was also suposidly going to be the new home of the now orleans hornets and cp3

 

[Lucas]

Yes

 

[christopherx]

The lines are going to be ridiculous for about 3 years

 

[christopherx]

*Forever

 

[Lucas]

Bummer that most people in Bellevue are douchebags

 

[itsgarrett]

Woot!

 

[skier_boy26]

Whatever. I'd rather fill my mouth with dicks any day of the week. Fuck all these out of state imports

 

[Clark_Griswold]

only those in the western half of washington will know that this is in no way a homosexual statement

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

well I for one am hyped to wait in a line of 85 people for a burger in the comfort of my own state

 

[Funnel]

As a Californian it makes me happy that they're expanding into Washington. I sure hope it doesn't really make it any farther than that. Enjoy it Washington.

 

[Rafiki]

blame the fuckin' amish.

 

[openmindportrait]

5 guys just came to my town. Now in n out this has been a fruitful year for the burger eater of the Northwest.

 

[p-fo]

Dick's > In N Out

 

[henrytargett]

Bellevue ain't got shit on Seattle.

except very well timed traffic lights

 

[tacobellslayer]

.

 

[SHampson]

click "view renderings of the restaurant here"

The article is from April 2011. It's an april fools joke. A VERY CRUEL APRIL FOOLS JOKE.

 

[Balto]

now I am sad

 

[Clark_Griswold]

Burger Madness > Dick's

 

[blatt]

knew it was a joke from the get-go; they would obviously come to portland first, then boise, then olympia, then vancouver, then seattle, and maybe then they'd go to bellevue

 

[Elijah.]

You two keep it down and let the trolololo'ing commence..

 

[Clark_Griswold]

I fail to see your logic on why they would move in that pattern? care to explain?

 

[zakaroo]

so disappointed

 

[Mr.Capone]

I guess I now have reason to now do more than just drive though the douchiest city in Washington...

 

[cobra_commander]

I wouldn't care if it was real.

Dicks, Kid Valley, Burger master, we don't need, and I don't want that shit up in here.

If anything I would take a burgervile long before I wanted a in n' shit on a bun up here.

 

[blatt]

oregon > idaho > washington

inb4 people take this seriously

 

[Toasty.]

dope

 

[Gnarwall]

I'm gonna take a deluxe, and put some animal style fries in it. YEAH I JUST FUCKING WENT THERE.