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[andersteeze]

I will start.

If a man was to force sex on a prostitute, would it be rape or shoplifting?

 

[charmander]

rape...
if you killed someone on death row, would that be murder or a tax break?

 

[RJ_Res]

If a shark and a lion had sex, would its baby live on the land or in the ocean?

 

[SteezyOhio]

why doesnt santa get charged with breaking and entering?

 

[NESblowjob]

its called the Ligershark, its pretty much my favorate animal

 

[noname..]

whats black and white and red all over?

 

[Dub_Digital]

what goes in dry and hard, and comes out soft and wet?!

 

[Jwalk]

interacial virginity loss?

 

[noname..]

no, a newspaper dummy! its dem plays on words!

pick me up, scratch my head, what was black, now becomes red.

enter riddle thread.

 

[RJ_Res]

Where does the "iger" come from? But whatever, it doesn't really matter. It lives on land though right?

 

[Bagels]

If a midget walks up to you and says "I like the way your hair smells", is that sexual harassment?

 

[nitsua]

If Blue was really green then what color would trees be?

 

[AlexGaynor]

You Fail!

you didn't answer the question.

when exactly do you lose virginity? when it goes in? when it's over?

 

[An10a_Eng]

if i had a twin brother and we gave each other hand jobs, would that be considered gay or masturbating?

 

[hartig]

..gay

unless you were literally cloned.

 

[InkShrink]

What gets wetter as it dries?

 

[Twaddler]

a towel

what's the meaning of life?

 

[Hansel.]

42

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[rj.]

no you're a towel

 

[InkShrink]

When the hymen breaks.

What's full of holes but still holds water?

 

[AlexGaynor]

A human?

and I was talking about a dude, females aren't important... and that is already well known.

 

[J-Neal]

a sponge?

 

[InkShrink]

Oops, I forgot. Let me go back to the kitchen and make you all sandwiches.

 

[KellyK]

i'll take turkey with a little mayo

 

[Cudder.]

if you fell off of a high enough building that would be guaranteed death would you feel it?

 

[idontactuallyski]

i think the iger comes from tigershark maybe idk.

 

[AlexGaynor]

I love the Internet.

But also hate it because by the time you deliver my sandwich it will probably be soggy.

 

[InkShrink]

Who said anything about delivering? I can't leave the kitchen remember?

 

[hue.]

here's a woman who knows her place, if only they where all like you...

 

[mmallender.]

those are from batman forever?

fuck i cant remember that one, i want to say match but thats backwards from the riddle, unless you have some black matches

 

[PhilboydStudge]

you're a towel!

don't forget to bring a towel

 

[purps]

^hey y'all...enough spaces.

and since kgb did not respond...how many jewish presidents has america had?

 

[Brock.]

...im a towel

 

[InkShrink]

If only we were all mindless subordinates who are only good for cleaning and sex....if only...

 

[Totes_Magotes]

the grand daddy of them all..

is it possible to own a NS account.... AND be mature?

 

[Turner.]

a cowboy rides into town on friday, stays for three days and then leaves on friday.. how is this possible?

 

[Hansel.]

obviously tags along with michael j fox and returns to the future via flux capacitor.

 

[skijunkiedtm]

friday is his horse!
and to inkshred the world sure would be a great place.

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

 

[50in07]

probly not. death woud be instant.

 

[kzrstf]

 

[skiblandford]

as long as you are babe

 

[AlexGaynor]

Although implied, I never did say you can't leave the kitchen... And so in this instance I will permit you to deliver my sandwich.

I think this is the first time I have ever had a running sexist joke with a female. You must be internetified.

 

[InkShrink]

Well, as a mindless woman who can't think for herself, how was I to know you didn't imply I couldn't leave the kitchen? For if I knew I could leave, I would have that sandwich and a cold beer at your side in a new york minute.

I'm not internetified, I'm real. 0_o

 

[Swaggermager]

If you make love to your sister and she is adopted is that still insest.

and this one will piss you all off. Does god exist?

 

[Where-am-I]

a zebra being mauled

 

[gnarshrelpt]

no but the flying spaghetti monster does

 

[Malcolm]

no but wrong.

and yes his son skis

if shit smelt tasty would you eat it?

 

[qbehr]

so if you go in water and get out then your considered wet, but what if you completely ingulfed with water are you still wet?

 

[noname..]

it is match, i work at a place where its in my job description to give riddles like this one, which i hate. because it starts out red, then burns to black, then the fire comes red. but if you went red first the riddle wouldnt rhyme. idc.

 

[dstriebs]

would you rather eat a bite of a human turd, or lick rosie o'donnels bare foot?