armageddon is nigh

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Crystal-needs-a-park

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repent sinners for the lord's wrath is soon to be realized on earth. our worship of graven images, false idols and matt harvey has lead us astray and He is not happy. He is warning us and soon we shall all perish, except me and a choice group of followers. I am currently building a compound deep in the BC mountains with enough SPAM, marijuana, paint and rubber bands to survive the coming end of man. Once God has smoted the sinners we will be offered ascesion. Join me.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
nothing duct tape can't fix

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
man spam sucks, stockpile some canned soup and hot pockets and then youve got me interested

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
when arent i glad i planned that trip to bc next month, maybe i'll survive gods judgement afterall. and ill get to ski whistler.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

I don't condone this.
 
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