Are these “JETSKIS”?

I know this post is probably tongue in cheek, but for anyone actually confused, Jetskis are an actual brand of freestyle skis. https://jetskis.xyz/

They seem to be extremely limited with their releases, and purposefully very opaque as a brand. Unfortunately that's resulted in their public image being completely snuffed out by memes on this site about Kawasaki PWCs. Which really sucks because it seems like a ski that would work well for a lot of people from a brand people would like to support?
 
14505250:tawmi said:
I know this post is probably tongue in cheek, but for anyone actually confused, Jetskis are an actual brand of freestyle skis. https://jetskis.xyz/

They seem to be extremely limited with their releases, and purposefully very opaque as a brand. Unfortunately that's resulted in their public image being completely snuffed out by memes on this site about Kawasaki PWCs. Which really sucks because it seems like a ski that would work well for a lot of people from a brand people would like to support?
Click to expand...

dude it's a shitpost why are you being such a nerd
 
14505250:tawmi said:
I know this post is probably tongue in cheek, but for anyone actually confused, Jetskis are an actual brand of freestyle skis. https://jetskis.xyz/

They seem to be extremely limited with their releases, and purposefully very opaque as a brand. Unfortunately that's resulted in their public image being completely snuffed out by memes on this site about Kawasaki PWCs. Which really sucks because it seems like a ski that would work well for a lot of people from a brand people would like to support?
Click to expand...

ah c'mon man... I haven't logged in in like 2 weeks and the first 2 ski gabber threads I click on have you saying some wild stuff. I kinda hope you're trolling, but I also dont
 
14505250:tawmi said:
I know this post is probably tongue in cheek, but for anyone actually confused, Jetskis are an actual brand of freestyle skis. https://jetskis.xyz/

They seem to be extremely limited with their releases, and purposefully very opaque as a brand. Unfortunately that's resulted in their public image being completely snuffed out by memes on this site about Kawasaki PWCs. Which really sucks because it seems like a ski that would work well for a lot of people from a brand people would like to support?
Click to expand...

Shut up you hentai watching dork
 
14505315:cwats_ said:
Where was I supposed to look?
Click to expand...

You were just supposed to magically decipher the URL through all the unfunny Kawasaki jokes deliberately concealing it, duh.

Good luck finding real in depth info though. I don't think there's a single proper review on em

14505259:steez_apprentice said:
dude it's a shitpost why are you being such a nerd
Click to expand...

Homie didn't have enough reading comprehension to get through the first 9 words of my post ?
 
14505250:tawmi said:
I know this post is probably tongue in cheek, but for anyone actually confused, Jetskis are an actual brand of freestyle skis. https://jetskis.xyz/

They seem to be extremely limited with their releases, and purposefully very opaque as a brand. Unfortunately that's resulted in their public image being completely snuffed out by memes on this site about Kawasaki PWCs. Which really sucks because it seems like a ski that would work well for a lot of people from a brand people would like to support?
Click to expand...

everybody knows but u
 
14505340:cwats_ said:
look up water skis, water skis skis, water skis freestyle skis, etc they ain’t there
Click to expand...

jet skis + newschoolers does it

get used to searching the thing plus adding newschoolers at the end
 
14505250:tawmi said:
I know this post is probably tongue in cheek, but for anyone actually confused, Jetskis are an actual brand of freestyle skis. https://jetskis.xyz/

They seem to be extremely limited with their releases, and purposefully very opaque as a brand. Unfortunately that's resulted in their public image being completely snuffed out by memes on this site about Kawasaki PWCs. Which really sucks because it seems like a ski that would work well for a lot of people from a brand people would like to support?
Click to expand...

GO BACK TO 4CHAN. THEY HAVE PLENTY OF HENTAI AND DUMB FUCKS LIKE YOU SO YOU MAY FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE OVER THERE.
 
ngl, waterskis that are compatible with rigid ski boots are such a good idea. besides maybe not being able to swim as well if you slam
 
14505479:Newsheepers said:
they would be amazing for surface swaps cuz they have smooth edges but that's if they don't have fins on the bottom
Click to expand...

You’re a troll (mid at best) but also don’t know shit about actually skiing either…
 
supper funny lololololo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW JETSKIS JOKE HAHAHAH lmaoo!!!!!!!! LMFAO big skis jet skis joke!
 
14505938:ASSholebomber22 said:
OMG OMG HE REPLIED ???
Click to expand...

you’ve inspired me to make a jetskis thread where i post pictures of jet ski boats so i can get 70 upvotes
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top