Are there any sayings that annoy you or no?

When something is funny and someone says, "that was jokes." As opposed to saying that was funny or that was hilarious. Gets real annoying, real quick.
 
Hahaha I don't know why I laughed so hard at this. And most things I hate people saying have already been mentioned.
 
holy hell amazeballs.

when i hear a chick say amazeballs i just fuckin cringe and try so hard not to punch her in the vagina.
 
definitely totes, and yolo when people said it. also "what happens in _____, stays in _______" and "cinco de drinko!" on cinco de mayo.
 
"doe" in any context

unless we're talking about bambi shitting bambis
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When people fuck up their grammar and use "there's" or "there is" instead of "there are": "There's like 50 cars in the parking lot." NO. THERE ARE. FUCK YOU. GO TO SCHOOL.
 
I hate the word "Raunchy". every time my parents are explaining something that has adult content they say "raunchy" and it fuckin pisses me off.
 
"No pun intended."

"God is dead," and other philosophical quotes taken out of context

"The war on ___" could be Marriage, Christmas, Jesus, Religion, Freedom etc

"It's science," "Science says," "Scientists say,"

"Everyone's entitled to their own opinion." That doesn't immunize you from having a stupid one.

Basically anyone who talks about the Founding Fathers

Advertisements that tak about discounted products in the context of saving money

Confusing the words "systemic" and "systematic."

ATM machine, PIN number

Pro-life and pro-choice

God's plan
 
totes, obvi, adorbs, any other stupid abbreviation.

using hashtags in conversations really gets me too. whats the point? is it funny? are you telling me something? whatever #egdy

"simple bitches" i guess simple means stupid, but why not call them stupid?

"ratchet" you just called someone "a toothed bar with which a pawl engages." congrats

and the other day i heard someone say "i'd smack that" as in sex. sounds stupid to me
 
Cump. Pretty sure only people in my town use it, it's basically the new word for biting. All the others I think are so stupid that it's funny
 
YOLOF.I.S.H.

Cool Beans (this sounds coincidental to me because there is a coffee/bagel shop in my hometown named Cool Beans)

"Yeah buddy."

Turnt up, turnt, and turnt down. (What do these mean?)
 
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