Are the legends true?

[Mike-O]

i heard there are some green people on NS

don't know if true though bu i got a pm to ready my spork?

 

[.spaghetticat.]

hahaha i was thinking wow this is gonna be a word for word repost

 

[pmw]

ready

 

[Mike-O]

I received another message from "Green_Man_Dec2012" but I don't know if he (it) should be trusted... This is what he sent:

"hello earthlinxxxxg

.

i have WE have invvaddecxxxxed your nS machine

we have III Have manipulatetttttt the human with green druggg

see ressult for selff xxxadxaxx ---- amd+0++ fffeear meee no yees time is comingg

onlyyy ssporkk can sSavew yUo noW"

Then there was this video linked... I'm going to embed...don't know what to think......

 

[soulskier]

be afraid, be very afraid

 

[Mike-O]

another kryptic massage...

"cyberearth man

,

we have seEn yo uhave tryeeed to FFigtht against the Invcvaso9iuolm_n

we have seen tadn know that most of perrFFxxxect of woman specieESS is for YOun a SOlid 7

we tok yor best and thheEY are NEOW ourS

beWare, challnegR"

Then embedded was these pics...look what they did to our women!

Before:

After:

I can't even look...whyy...nooo...

 

[snowbombz]

wait, like eco friendly people?

 

[maximiliaan]

oh snap

 

[Sam.Carson]

we're screwed

 

[lukewalnuts]

 

[Mike-O]

.

the same massage repeater agains... carzinessss

 

[1337]

oh hai whats goin on in this threa-

-o lawd

 

[Milksteak]

Uh oh....

 

[Scott0_robot0]

haah the fuck is this, and that guy was all kinds of stoned in that vid

 

[dispatchQ_main]

2012 is starting ONO

 

[BIGben*]

Hahahah.

 

[Mike-O]

To drunk bastards.

 

[potato_man]

hai guyz im nooo here what are you guyz tawking about? im 11 and i don unnerstand thizz

 

[Get.Kronk]

UHOH

 

[SkiThe603]

what is this thread about, people who smoke or the annoying as Canucks fans?

 

[theabortionator]

Going green is so trendy now

 

[chuck_testa]

oo well fuck

 

[yeahno]

LETS FIGHT

 

[mnfreeskier]

GOOD GOD! THIS MEANS WAR!!!

 

[soulskier]

Don't worry, I have nursed her back to health

 

[AWALLRUS.]

 

[Davy.Crockett]

so it begins

 

[ganja_enthusiast]

when i first read i thought you ment people with green skin but then realized you ment recyling kinda people and yeah probably are some

 

[Milksteak]

-____-

 

[Raz.]

uhh, he's talking about aliens

 

[.frenchy]

im scured.

spork is ready

 

[The_Big_Tuna]

 

[little1337]

 

[Petersaurusrex]

It can't be...