Are mixed drinks gay?

rum and coke=not gay

clear soda and vodka=not gay

pretty much any alcohol with soda=not gay

but when you start putting shit like all sorts of juices and flavors, yeah gay.

fuzzy navel=very very gay like buttsex with guys.
 
Shit, jack and coke is the very essence of all that is man.

Just line the rim of the glass with cocain or some other hard drug and your set, even with a martini.
 
only if they make love to another mixed drink

i only think they are "gay" if fruit is involved or if they have a "gay" name. one of my favorites is ruby red squirt and bacardi superior.
 
the rule that applies at Ohio University is that for a guy the mixed drink can only have two parts. one part booze and one part booze or something else.
 
to all who think that fruit makes a mixed drink gay all i want to say is: jungle juice.

i think it really depends on the drink. gin & tonic, while not the manliest its hardly a bitch drink.

now mixed drinks that come prebottled (zima, wine coolers, mikes hard)....those are bitch drinks. for real!

there are bitch beers as well (pbr, miller, anything that isn't bud).
 
the only time i've ever had a Zima was on the Coors Brewery tour in Golden. it might be gay, but seriously, what is wrong with alcohol kool-aid?
 
you must lead a sad sheltered life young man.

not to say bud isnt legit but cmonnnnn........drink some real beer.
 
Margaritas are pretty legit, just gotta make them strong. I also enjoy a whiskey sour now and again. And then also any dark liquor with coke is delicious.
 
thats awesome!

and drew funnel cap mo....i know a kid who did a fifth through a funnel, he started crying though and puked everywhere....crying later not cause of the pain.
 
senators club and cumberland farms cola.

PRice tag- 13.99 for the handle and 63 cents for the 2 liter.

affordable, not tastey but damn will you be right fucked.
 
yes there is, ask noteefa about his AMF (Adios Motha Fucker): vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec, blue curaco, 151, coke and sweet n sour mix. about 7 shots in one drink. yaa, it gets you fucked up right quick
 
i usually cant refrigerate vodka and i dont like taking warm shots so i usually mix it with ginger ale it cools it down and makes it less harsh so i feel i can drink allot more. thats not gay but it is gay when you order a fuzzy naval at a bar
 
anyone who might want to say a margarita is a girly drink is welcome to come over to my place and i'll make them a margarita that will put hair on their chest. anyone who wants to tell me that a glass of tequila with a dash of lime juice and triple sec is a girly drink is a moron.

basically, if it burns your nose hairs when you smell it, it's not a girly drink. if you can smell it and keep a straight face, add more liquor or get ready to take it up the ass, fag.
 
Honestly who cares what drinks are gay? I'll drink coolers sometimes I don't care. I won't drink sourpuss acctually thats so girly it's amazing.

and no mixed drinks aren't girly anyways

151 rum, pinnaple juice and malibu
 
why the fuck are mixed drinks and coolers considered "girl drinks" or "fag drinks". beer companies have brainwashed us into thinking that beer is man, man drink, all powerful. yet half of it (american beer) tastes like pisswater. i'd rather have something that tasted like delectable koolaid that get's me fucked.
 
shit man... dont know what to say, haha. next time you see him you gotta have him make you one, providing his bar is stocked. the only time i blacked out was after one of those and some shots...
 
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