april fools

the school newspaper had a front page article that was about how tupac and biggie were found alive and together, it had me goin, until i read they were found in sandy, utah

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
haha yeah i got a good one, you take the squirter thing that some people have in sinks and put a ruber band around it so when you turn the sink on it automatically squirts out at the person who turns it on

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
yeah, my brother did the sink one this morning... completley ruined my outfit. haha... i freaked at him though, didnt help that i already felt shitty. what can you do. thats an old one, though, i always look forward to the ones in the newspaper-- this year it was about some study that people did, saying that obesity was really cause by a virus... and it went on and on, saying that junk food companies stocks went up, blah blah blah... finally... april fools. haha, ill see if i can find it online.

~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird

when I get to the top of the slopes

I look down on the mountain side

should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel

or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide

I might even do some free ride*~
 
i called my friend and told him i got rear ended (both his pairs of skis were in my car) and his skis had snapped and wouldnt be covered by insurance or warranty. he started freaking out saying 'this is bullshit! insurance has to cover it' i kept him going for a while until i started cracking up and said 'hahahaha, i got you good you fucker!!!' and hung up

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My cat's so fucken tight, hes a big fat bastard and hes all black, and whenever i bring a girl over he jumps up on her lap and starts playing with her boobs, it really turns me on.
 
my friends and i let out 1000 crickets in our school caf today...it had to be evacuated...everyone was flipping out...fucking great...

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'Did you ever think that you would be this rich, did you ever think that you would have these hits, did you ever think that i'd flash the nine and walk off with your shit like its mine' 50
 
i like the seran wrap over the toilet seat hahaha. so fresh.

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....

proud member of NSSSOD
 
skimonkey is just jelous cus im the bear

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

'Did you ever think that you would be this rich, did you ever think that you would have these hits, did you ever think that i'd flash the nine and walk off with your shit like its mine' 50
 
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