April fools day!

I'm gonna put plastic wrap over the toilet so when my dad goes to take a leak he just gets splashed by his urine.
 
i live in a dorm and our whole floor plays pranks on eachother alll the time cause everyone leaves their doors unlocked. here is one of them.... https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/334090/ here are some others. we took all the furniture in the lounge (about 20 items) and put them into a kids room so that it was full to the ceiling with furniture. we switched a room all the way around so when you walked in it looked likee you were lookin in a mirror. we silly stringed every foot of our floor. we got chalk and "decorated" or floor. we stole someones couch and put it on the elevator. we put tin foil over everything in this kids room. that one was sweeeet. it was like a spaceship!!!! they buttered my floor, so i slipped and fell on my ass. oh ya, my roommate was in our room banging a fat chick so i went to my neighbor, pulled up a porno on his computer and turn the speakers up loud so my roomy could hear it. we zipped tied everything in this kids room together, even his scissors so he couldnt cut it. dixey cupped a kids room. i always steal this kids mouse to his computer when im in his room (about 4 times a day) they stole my clothes when i was in the shower so i had to walk out of the bathroom and into the hallway where about 20 kids where completely naked. and im thinkin about gorilla glueing everyones door shut, but that is kinda bad. what are some more????
 
my eight year brother has recently watched "the ring" so im going to right 7 days on his mirror with lipstick. kinda cruel tho. and im going to put baby powder at the end of my sisters hairdryer
 
I used to always put the biggest books I could find in my sisters bags so they'd be lugging them all over the place all day
 
bump, im thinking of doing a birthday candle bottlerocket timebomb in the bathroom, but that would have pretty harsh consequences.
 
ok, here it is...

you and a bunch of friends all bring in like 5 paintballs...or someone bring in a big bag, and everyone meets in the morning and takes some.

the more people you get to do it, the better.

pick a certain time, say between 2nd and 3rd block, and as everyone's walking through the hallways, just drop one at a time, so in the hustle and bustle, kids can't see who dropped them.

have a lot of people do it, so they're all over the school.

laugh.
 
that's a pretty good idea.

this year we had a REALLY good one work...

my buddy hurt his foot so we get out of class early, and it is before lunch. now everybody dead sprints to lunch to get some food, cause shit we're hungry. you have to round a corner to get into the lunchroom so we had the perfect plan...we sprayed a whole can of pam on the floor that nobody could see. the bell rings, we take a seat and watch the madness unfold. we counted 18 kids that landed straight on their asses from it. and some girl who was walking fractured her wrist when she tried to break her fall. (sorry) hahaha. no one ever got in trouble for it either...
 
it seriously makes it like ice. we gave it a test try before hand and i almost fell walking on it. people were seriously getting fucked up it was epic. imagine dead sprint to legs above your head to falling on tile floor. most of them were my friends too so it was even better.
 
haha thats what im doin tommorow, all of the corny ones. that, and fishing line tied to dollar bill and pull it when they get close yadda yadda
 
I did the same sort of thing at school too, I stole a bottle of powdered wax from a community centre and sprinkled it on the floor. After people realized what it was, they had a pretty fun time sliding around.
 
i'm gonna use the envelope from a parking ticket i got last week and put it on someone's car. simple, but should work.
 
possibly the craziest prank ever:

some of the seniors in my highschool are taking Foods (its a class) and they get to help prepare the lunch in the cafeteria for a few days. on one of the days theyre going to put x-lax into the soup/whatever they can. after a couple periods everybody will get hit with the shits and we dont have nearly enough terlets to handle it. its gonna get ugly

some less serious pranks:

get as many white crayons as you can find and plant them on teachers chalk trays. (make sure you rub em with chalk so they feel real)take superglue and a shitload of pennies and glue em to whatever.

or if youre in a dorm with doors directly across from each other that open inward tie them together with some rope so neither one can be opened.

plastic wrap over the toilet is always good too.

ive got to think up some more good ones.
 
Dam P-Tice, your crazy, haha.

all im going to do is go to class all day long and do homework, which sucks ass! but mabey Kip and i can think of something to do for econ class. haha
 
throw some milk choclate on the double broiler, then melt it up all reall nice and gooey like.

then smear it all over hunks of garlic, let dry and serve.

works all the time.
 
my teacher handed out a surprise test today, with all these mad hard questions. no one really thought it might be a joke, so everyone just sat down and complained. after a few minutes of arguing we still had to take it. then, when it was like 5 minutes untill lunch brake, she slowly got up th the blackboard and wrote "April fool" on it...
 
got a referral for seran wrapping the toilets, the best part was there was a little note tucked up in the toilet paper dispenser that said you just got april fooled haha

wouldve been worth it had it actually worked
 
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