Apparently I'm Dead...

[charmander]

So I just reconnected to a kid I knew in like, 3rd grade on facebook, and talking to him, apparently from some other kid i knew back then, he heard i was dead.

wtf?

 

[prontocuts.com]

awesome, profit off of this

 

[1337]

so do it

 

[BMskier]

This.
or tell them you are the son of jesus or some crazy shit

 

[ThaLorax]

don't you love rumors?

 

[nipples-the-cat]

this x 1000

 

[dylansiggers]

Step 1- Fake Death

Step 2- ???

Step 3- Profit

 

[Malcolm]

pokemon cant die

 

[Malcolm]

nevermind i forgot about that ghost tower

 

[Mr.Panda]

Well, didn't you evolve from Charmander to Charizard in one shot so the Charmander he knew no longer exists?

 

[PaleCelery]

yea your have to get the silph scope first tho

 

[feihlination]

sell him a magic medal that makes him escape death too, i would say 20k is a reasonable price

 

[statuswhitegirl]

jesus christ resurrected

 

[Big_Spence]

Deth wuzz laced!!???!?!

 

[Mr.Panda]

Jesus Christ is imaginary.

 

[prontocuts.com]

inb4 shitstorm

 

[Big_Spence]

made it just in time.

 

[Snowgoner]

haha, looks like that rains heading right toward my house.

 

[Brock.]

best 10,000th post EVER!

 

[lineskier10]

holy shit you are at 10k already, you need help

 

[p-fo]

collect your own life insurance because you left yourself the money in the policy

 

[yourthemannowdog]

does anyone know baptist named john?

 

[finder_of_gnomes]

no...

 

[*Dos*Planker*]

cool story hansel

 

[Where-am-I]

thank you sir

 

[Sr_FreshShirt.]

What's a jesus

 

[Sr_FreshShirt.]

also haiti

also tall tees blow

also stop afterbangingigng you fags

also ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS AND BLOW UP SHIT

I WILLS BURN YOUH IN PIG BLOOD INA BLANKET

 

[Sr_FreshShirt.]

also 80% chance of a shitstorm with a chance of hail mixed in

 

[Arabian.]

*thumbs up bro*

 

[garrets]

yes

 

[EastCoast315]

why is your karma at 92? Oh yeah, you have 9038422 other accounts for that

 

[SteezyOhio]

tell him if he can get a proper blow job from a boa constrictor then he too will have eternal life

 

[yourthemannowdog]

don't get your self banned now! It was going so well for you

 

[rj.]

hahaha daringharry is back!

 

[charmander_sucks]

this thread was a HUGE let down

damn you jerk

 

[*TURBONERD*]

 

[*TURBONERD*]

why the fuck did i post that, wrong thread... sorry

 

[Jonny7]

Don't talk about mama Marowak's spirit, PLEASE

 

[assface]

because jonlajoie always applies

 

[SneakyTurtle]

Was I the only one who thought this was going to be about him pissing someone off, and then getting told "you're dead!"?

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

1. fake death

2. steal/aquire currency and priceless art

3. make profit by slanging said art

4. disregard women

 

[ryan.s]

its just a saying... like when i havent heard from some1 in a long time i say oh shit youre alive?! or i heard you died... not literal