"anything but clothes" party ideas

pop some Viagra and go nude except for a tube sock over your dick.

anything else is fucking pussy shit and you know it so dont even fucking try you boykissing prick.
 
Make a suit of armour out of beer cases. Seriously. VERY easy to do and you look fuckin righteous.

Just take cases and make holes for your arms, legs, wrap em around your waist, put one on your head, etc.
 
Take a golf sock (the thing that covers the heads of your woods) and thread a thick string shoelace or cord through it so it can go around your waist. then to cover your but and gooch get a bandana fold it in half drape it over the string or cord or whatever and pull the point of it (should be pointing towards the ground then take that and pull it through your gooch and pin it to the golf sock. Its sturdy and the bitches love it.
 
trash bag pants, wear something under it though

schvetty balls

along with a little bit of duct tape and of course^, some beer themed accessories
 
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