Anyone want to help name my dek hockey team?

[ptbsbll12]

We're trying to think of an APPROPRIATE name for the team and get some shirts with it. We havent really thought of anything clever so I figured I'd ask the creative minds on NS to help me out!

 

[.AR6rider.]

Mother puckin' skates on a plane

...I have nothing. That was weak.

 

[.squirrely.]

dick hockey

 

[JordanButtfart]

 

[J-C]

(Whatever the number of player in your team) cock

And the logo could be a drawing of that number but of cock like the animal one

 

[cool_name]

the don cherry poppers

 

[Bassage.]

2 girls 1 puck

 

[Peter.]

dek hockey?

call yourselves the grocery sticks

or the rectum spelunkers

 

[snugs]

zamboners

 

[proZach]

south korea highschool class of 2000 never.

 

[ThundaKilla]

Average Bros

 

[SFB]

SFB inc.

 

[triss]

Sunnyvale

From trailer park boys lol

And make all ur numbers 420. I saw on eBay they have the replica ones for like 40 bucks

 

[.AR6rider.]

What the fuck is "dek hockey" ?

I just Googled it, and apparently it's street hockey.

In that case, OP, your name should be "Off On The Concrete." That way, if you lose, the announcer will say, "ANNNDDDD THE CROWD GOES WILD! TEAM __________ JUST BEAT OFF ON THE CONCRETE!"

 

[swaggerboi]

Stay At Home Dads

 

[b-kul]

the fuzzy rapscallions.

 

[ptbsbll12]

dek hockey?

call yourselves the grocery sticks

or the rectum spelunkers

It's just hockey without skates. So everyone just running around lol

 

[ptbsbll12]

I just Googled it, and apparently it's street hockey.

In that case, OP, your name should be "Off On The Concrete." That way, if you lose, the announcer will say, "ANNNDDDD THE CROWD GOES WILD! TEAM __________ JUST BEAT OFF ON THE CONCRETE!"

This is amazing. I will definitely suggest this name to the team haha