Anyone Fuck a Stripper?

[Ron_Jeremy]

I fucked a stripper last night and had the time of my life. She was a hot stripper not a greasy one if that matters. If you have a story of you slaying a stripper please share.

 

[Anathema]

i once beat off to a girl getting plowed by a male stripper with a bear mascot headpiece on

 

[max...]

i once beat off to a girl getting plowed by a male stripper with a bear mascot headpiece on

 

[K-Dot.]

slaying

Why did this ever become a thing that people say

 

[Finkle]

Haven't fucked a stripper. But they have fucked my wallet.

 

[supercooladin]

I fucked ur mom, does that count?

 

[dingus]

I fucked ur mom, does that count?

if Ron Jeremys mom is a stripper then yes it counts

 

[iLLbiLLy]

cant believe this hasn't been said yet...

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Rusticles]

I imagine it would be very similar to a porn star..... which I have not done either

 

[act.resist]

i imagine it would be similar to sleeping with any other girl who sexually mature.

 

[JAHpow]

I fucked a stripper last night and had the time of my life. She was a hot stripper not a greasy one if that matters. If you have a story of you slaying a stripper please share.

 

[assatrailz]

This is probably one of my favorite threads

 

[mousetrapkilla]

your mom.

 

[Kreech]

OP when you woke up, did your dick look like pepperoni pizza?

 

[PeppermillReno]

Yes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.

My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.

There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.

I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.

Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.

 

[Ron_Jeremy]

Yes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.

My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.

There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.

I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.

Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.

Great story thanks for the share fam

 

[crotchvent]

Yes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.

My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.

There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.

I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.

Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.

Great story thanks for the share fam

If you would have payed her she would be a prostitute.

 

[CHORIZO]

Yes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.

My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.

There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.

I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.

Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.

 

[CHORIZO]

Side note- t-pain fucking sucks

 

[assatrailz]

Yes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.

My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.

There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.

I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.

Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.

You really think people are guna read all this

 

[dingus]

You really think people are guna read all this

I did, it's a good read

 

[killabees]

hotboy 101: claim about collecting debts (probably drug money) and doing drugs on the internet. good luck getting audited.

my buddy eds girl right now is a stripper. hes happy with it. im sure its great.

 

[Rusticles]

i imagine it would be similar to sleeping with any other girl who sexually mature.

Do you mean sexually mature, or slightly bat shit crazy?

 

[Ron_Jeremy]

my buddy eds girl right now is a stripper. hes happy with it. im sure its great.

Its gotta have its good and bads but idk if i could cuff one. Eds in love with a stripperrrrr

 

[j.saaaarela]

I'm weiner cousins with a Chippendale.... so maybe by proxy?

 

[*Frankie*]

i imagine it would be similar to sleeping with any other girl who sexually mature.

no...

 

[veng_m]

ron Jeremy did

 

[HornyOrphan]

yup.

 

[AT-AT]

I found the stripper that OP had sex with!

 

[the_armidilo]

Lil Chris has

 

[veng_m]

Lil Chris has

lil chris hits dat shit erryday

 

[PeppermillReno]

hotboy 101: claim about collecting debts (probably drug money) and doing drugs on the internet. good luck getting audited.

my buddy eds girl right now is a stripper. hes happy with it. im sure its great.

I don't mess around in drugs (but with the weeed scene changing that would be a step up for me) Ive told people I bet on sports (why Ive lived in Reno/Tahoe in the winter) and scalp tickets for a living. Stop being so judgemental sometimes a weekend of heavy drinking and drug use and a lot of stress leads people to make bad decisions.

Dunno how much longer that will keep going Im feeling the effects of having to live off my profits I wanna live off a job and let my entrepreneurial income accumulate. (Im nothing special I make around the national median and its kind of sketch since Im not independently weathly my bank accounts always low and Im always having to risk/invest all my dough to earn money.)

Someone in Vegas put on bets for me 2 weeks prior and they won. Dude ended up burning me a couple weeks later but that weekend I got most of what I was owed b/c I flew out. (He worked for a pick selling service I can't say shit to him because I want to steal their clients with him.)

I fell for this girl she was kind of sweet and had some kids if I was some poor as dude in Pensecola Florida Id probably date her and let her do whatever at the strip club. She was a lot hotter though after she spent fucking 5 hours literally showering 7 times and doing her hair/makeup before a night out.

 

[..=]

Yes even though I don't frequent strip clubs. Stay away from them even the really nic and sweet ones are bad news.

My friend in New Orleans helped me out with some work I had in the south and I didn't know he worked in a strip club (haha this dude was the most successful kid I knew in our early 20s and make like 80k a year right out of college in LA) so afterwards I drove him back to New ORleans and I fell deeply in love with a stripper at 7am in a bar (she wasn't stripping think had just finished or whatevs.) She was hot and I got a hotel room instead of going back to my buddies.

There were NO banks or atms in New Oreans they have dumb ass laws and Wells Fargo and B of A don't have branches so I was rolling with a fuck ton of cash too and was half expecting to have to go Ray Rice on here lol I did some crazy things to keep hiding my huge wad the couple days we spent together when I'd fall asleep.

I had to get to Vegas the following weekend cause some people there owed me money and I had bets to make and tickets to cash and was flying from Memphis not New ORleans. I decided I was going to bring the stripper with me. So we spent that day and night together and drove all the way to Jackson MS befoer teh alcohol and drugs wore off and I had run out of coke and she got fucking annoying and I decided to turn around and bring her back to New Orleans. I drove like a fucking maniac and missed my flight but sweet talked my way onto the one the following morning and munched some ribs and realized how dumb I was.

Moral of the story- don't fuck your business trips up falling in love with strippers even if they don't charge you for sex and are hot us men make bad decisions. Took me a few days to regroup too.Almost lost my ass that weekend tilting off football bets I was drunk as fuck and a parlay of early games with a game that got delayed due to lightning came in for big when I should have lost almost everything.

This most certainly did not happen whatsoever.

 

[PeppermillReno]

ANd dude that kids girlfriend probably fucks people on the side for money its just a question of how often, how much, and with or without a rubber if shes a stripper. Sad but true.

I paid for the hotel room and all the room service food we ate and gave her 100 bucks to send to her baby sitter watching her kid. Same shit as buying a hooker just a little less degrading on my end. Theres still no honor in that shit though I lost my mind.

 

[PeppermillReno]

This most certainly did not happen whatsoever.

Dude why would I lie about a business trip to Mississippi to sell tickets to an Ole Miss football game not really ending well because I fell in love with a stripper at 7am?

 

[notspoicey]

Dude why would I lie about a business trip to Mississippi to sell tickets to an Ole Miss football game not really ending well because I fell in love with a stripper at 7am?

FUCK OLE MISS

FUCK IT

 

[PeppermillReno]

FUCK OLE MISS

FUCK IT

Oxford was kind of lame bars closed super early and the white folks were pretty racist and stuck in the 50s (I wasn't with a white person and it was noticable being there.)

Ive heard Starkvegas is more fun.

 

[Finkle]

Never go to Montreal strip clubs especially Club Super Sex.

 

[act.resist]

Do you mean sexually mature, or slightly bat shit crazy?

what are you talking about? strippers are not "bat shit crazy". they just want to make money and doing it with their bodies is pretty damn easy

 

[GayWolf420]

Dude why would I lie about a business trip to Mississippi to sell tickets to an Ole Miss football game not really ending well because I fell in love with a stripper at 7am?

because the best kind of lies are partially true.

 

[veng_m]

Never go to Montreal strip clubs especially Club Super Sex.

why

 

[General_Ripper]

Never go to Montreal strip clubs especially Club Super Sex.

One time when I was 18 me and my buddy split a stripper dance because we were poor.

/coolstoryhansel

also no contact dances so its wack

 

[goat00]

i dated a girl who started stripping after we were together...ahh college. does that count?

 

[Rusticles]

what are you talking about? strippers are not "bat shit crazy". they just want to make money and doing it with their bodies is pretty damn easy

All strippers may not be bat shit crazy, but I bet some are. And not all bat shit crazy chicks are strippers either, some of them may even come off as normal the first few encounters.

 

[act.resist]

All strippers may not be bat shit crazy, but I bet some are. And not all bat shit crazy chicks are strippers either, some of them may even come off as normal the first few encounters.

thanks captain obvious

 

[Finkle]

why

Almost had our face kicked in. Went with little money. Spent more than we had. Fucking stripper twins and a language barrier. Watched a show between them both in a private room. Thought it was 15 each. Ended up being like 150 each. We owed our friend a lot of money. Thank god he had a lot on his card. Such a long story. This is the shortest version.

 

[Rusticles]

thanks captain obvious

So wtf was your point then?

 

[act.resist]

So wtf was your point then?

wtf was YOUR point?

 

[Rusticles]

wtf was YOUR point?

That fucking a stripper is more than likely going to be more like fucking a "bat shit crazy girl" than a "sexually mature woman"????

 

[T-Nutcracker]

YES. THIS WHAT I DO, ITS MY LIKE MAYNE.

 

[twin-tip-hero]

When I was living in Germany, during fashing (kinda german halloween with costumes and parades all week) I was wearing my teletubby costume when we all went out to this strip club/disco. I won best costume of the night in the contest, and the prize was a free lap dance in the private room. Well shit you would not believe how easy it is to sway women/strippers with a teletubby costume on. Needless to say...I left that private room very happy and had lost some protein.