Anyone ever been stabbed with there pole when they crash

carved a 5 off axis n i drifted past normal to be landing a little heavy on my left foot switch n fell as i was putting my hand/pole down it broke in half n i just missed landing on a sharp broken pole n impaling my side all in like a split second
 
yeah, it dug into the snow directly in front of me when i was landing, the handle hit me directly in the balls, and the pole broke in half, hurt like a muthafuckin bitch
 
i was skiing off of this trail years ago and i planted my right pole not knowing there was a huge rock right there hidden by fresh snow grips punched me in the mouth busted my lip
 
once upon a time i was skiing switch and not minding my poles and i let the end get too close to the ground and it raped me in the bum
 
when i was first learning 3s two years ago i was doing it in front of the racers (thinking im all badass) then when i do the 3 i put my pole in the ground right before i land....and when i land my lip goes straight into the pole. i tell my friend "lets go..i don't want these people to see this" and hes all "what happened" then i showed him and he just laughed his ass off cuz my lip folded up from being swollen so much that you couldn't see my nostrils. bubba gump
 
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