Anybody born with any birth defects?

I was born with a severe hearing loss, it sucks.

and it makes me seem like a total weirdo.
 
a friend of mine was born with 12 fingers and 12 toes. His extra 'pinkies' were cut off on his hands and they cut off his 5th toe on each foot for extra growing room so he has 1,2,3,4,6 on his feet.

As for me, I'm pretty much legit I think.
 
i have a baby arm, it is great for fisting and has secured me a lucrative career in pornography.

not. I do have two tiny extra nipples tho.
 
Ah i have that problem too!

I was born early and came out with a cold, meaning I had and will always have a severly weak immune system. My eardruns weren't formed by birth so I have completely fake tubes, eardrums, everything. As a result my right ear has significant (sp?) hearing loss. People fuck with me all the time and whisper in that ear and I have no idea. Fucking pisses me off. It slowed my auditory growth, so there are words that I cant say right because I never learned to pronounce them right and I have a studder sometimes. Yay for my speech pathologist!!!

My knees were bent at an odd angle, resulting in loose MCLs.

Lastly, I have ADHD, dyslexia, and like 50 other LDs.

I'm a fucking mess.

 
fuck every single one of you. don't you think i feel bad enough knowing i'll never be a brain surgeon???

Yeah, I shake, and I have too many cells in the lens of my right eye, meaning everything i see out of my right eye is super blurry.
 
sorry to hear that man if it's true.

i was born a lil permature, with heart complications, and sorta gotta live with meds. people have it worse though.

and i have asthma.
 
nahhh man i get where you're comming from.

i drum and i used to NEVER wear earplugs or the huge headphones. so my hearings decreased by a tad.
 
dude that sucks

i cant do ski crossing shit either but thas just me inflexible thighs and sometimes i have a boner for no reason u know u all get em and then i totally cant cross my skis its pretty hommosexual
 
I was born with gill like things on my neck and can somewhat breathe under water for up to 10 minutes at a time.
 
apparently this guy was born retarded, how is that funny? Detachable ass, LMAO? This is something pre-schoolers come up with if we told them swear words...actually that sounds like a good idea.
 
i knew you would see this eventually. dont worry, ian. at least you weren't born with down syndrome and aren't extremely dyslexic like matt.
 
I wish. He's forcefully showed a bunch of us one day. So nasty to think about, but it was like, the real one, and then one minor one..hahahaa
 
oh yeah and i twitch and i cant keep a steady hand...id never make it with ninthward, id never be able to hit the gapers with my 9!

if someone pokes me from behind il jump about 10 feet...i need to get the fixed cause if even if someone pretends to throw a bag at me i twitch out...im fucked
 
hahahaha...my friend Dan had one the was like, bigger than a quarter right on his neck. We made fun of him SO much for it. Eventually, he got a surgically removed because it "might have been cancer", but we all know why he really did it..
 
no, but i have a hairy ass... but i'm pretty sure thats not a birth defect... but a strain in the male DNA that makes us get sasquatch hairy asses
 
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